My new young tender invited me out a few weeks ago to go hiking. She different from a lot the woman from Maryland I've dated. Very sweet and feminine. Parents still together.
Brother is younger (Secret Service), but married a good looking CAC woman, and now he's a dating expert as she says. lol.
The hiking trail is in Great Falls, VA. Maybe 15 Miles outside of DC.I always thought in was way out in the Shenandoah Valley or some shyt. Anyway, driving out there I notice Ferraris, G-Wagons, RS7, a bunch Range Rovers. Houses looking like resorts. I was like wow. We meet in the parking lot and it's CAC heaven. 100s of people, I may have saw 10 black people. Mainly CAC couples and CAC men with Asian woman. I ask her if see comes her often?? She's like yea, I have a season pass. I had to sideeye her.
And she drives a Subara wagon. I wasn't exactly getting Bedwench vibes but I did take mental notes.
We stretch and began walking/hiking. Having a good time, great convo. About 30 mins in, we get to a hill and there's big flat top rock near the edge. You can't miss it. As we get closer, I hear some type of Katy Perry / Taylor Swift music. Now about 15ft away I see this Black azz girl damn near posing on the rock as if she's sunbathing. .
And it hit me, these chicks out here White Man hunting.
But it wasn't even the warm out. I was so disgusted seeing her out there all thirsty. Them CAC boys aint even look her way. I wish I had some red Kool Aid to throw on her monkey azz.
Out there embarrassing us.
Then it hit me, my shorty and others probably fight over that spot weekly. After seeing that and remember the things my shawty told me that seemed wierd and her weird Subaru, I pretty much figured this is a failed Bedwench I'm dating.
From the Bushes you come, to the Bushes you shall return.
So instead of having fun with your girl on a hike, this is what is on your mind. White boys and “bedwenches” ?