Hiker snapped pictures of bear before fatal attack in West Milford

[Poetical Poltergeist]

U have to play dead





For real tho

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

a few years back, weren't folks told to "play dead" if a bear attacks them?

Is that like..not the thing to do now?

 

[FaTaL]

I few years back, weren't folks told to "play dead" if a bear attacks them?

Is that like..not the thing to do now?

basically if hes hungry he'll eat you alive

 

[Ricky Church]

my girl's originally from West Milf... wonder if she heard of this shyt...

Yogi bear was hungry for Chicken Vindaloo

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

basically if hes hungry he'll eat you alive

but I don't understand how "playing dead" will deter a (non hungry) bear from swiping ya butt cheeks off.

 

[Ricky Church]

I few years back, weren't folks told to "play dead" if a bear attacks them?

Is that like..not the thing to do now?

I think that's all bullshyt and it doesn't work. Bears can run faster than humans, climb trees, everything...

basically what I'm tryna say is... you're shyt outta luck if you come in contact with a Bear

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I think that's all bullshyt and it doesn't work. Bears can run faster than humans, climb trees, everything...

basically what I'm tryna say is... you're shyt outta luck if you come in contact with a Bear

Don't go into the wild without some kind of firearm...cross bow...something

 

[FaTaL]

but I don't understand how "playing dead" will deter a (non hungry) bear from swiping ya butt cheeks off.

i think the theory is if you dont fight back the bear will lose interest if hes not hungary

 

[aXiom]

you're not outrunning a bear my dude, they run 35+ mph on ANY terrain. best bet is to slowly back away without making eye contact or run up a tree as high as you can go

The average human can get up to 37kph. 2 more than a bear. You gotta be really out of shape to get caught by a bear.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

The average human can get up to 37kph. 2 more than a bear. You gotta be really out of shape to get caught by a bear.

Usain Bolt tops out at like 25mph...bears run 10mph+ faster than the fastest human. Bears run 60kph+

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

as you can see from the video the bear probably pretended to not notice the photographer and probably attacked at full speed giving him no chance


i know one thing, i see a bear im running full speed

fuk a camera fuk everything else


even then the bear will probably catch up to you

lmao fukk @ the russian video..the whole click just popped up ready for some beastly action!!

 

[FaTaL]

Usain Bolt tops out at like 25mph...bears run 10mph+ faster than the fastest human. Bears run 60kph+

plus there stronger and can run on all surfaces, try imaging trying out run those fukers going up a hill

 

[MikelArteta]

Brazilian ji jujutsu

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

The average human can get up to 37kph. 2 more than a bear. You gotta be really out of shape to get caught by a bear.

See...this is why I don't take 90% of this site seriously

 

[Donald J Trump]

Usain bolt runs 24 mph , your not outrunning a bear that runs 35 mph