So like a week before school started, sophomore year, the first of my buddies got his license and we decided to go out and get into some shyt
For whatever reason we decide to go to this Barker Animation Museum in our town and try to steal one of the life sized characters in front of the building. So we run up on this place at like 9:00 on a main road...stupid as fukk, and the only one that wasn't chained down was Quickdraw McGraw
My boy rips that shyt outta the ground and we tossed in the back of the oldschool Jeep Cherokee we were in. So now we driving around with this fukken huge wooden Quickdraw cutout.
Now at the time our highschool was under construction and you could walk through the shyt into the courtyard in the center of the school. We took that fukken thing and hung it in a tree in the courtyard and bounced.
Two days later my boy calls me and is like "look in the fukken paper bro". The headline was "Quickdraw Stolen!", and in the article it said it was worth $1,000 and the police were investigating
Now we all shyttin our pants, and make a pact to not say a fukken word about it to anyone.
So school opens up and damn near all day there were kids crowding around that shyt, teachers staring up at, shyt was hilarious
On top of it, mad kids in the school were claiming responsibility, and we were all a mix of
and
Eventually the cops came and pulled it outta the tree, and this goofy fukken cop had to climb the tree to get it in front of all the classes facing the courtyard
got away clean