Hey @Mr. Somebody...

[Mr. Somebody]

I'm thinking about purchasing this sweater and wearing it to my jobs office party , what do you think? @Mr. Somebody ...

The sweater is corny. Imagine how you're going to look when you become older and little kids/teenagers see your old self wearing this demonic filth. Ouuuuu you're so evil, against the grain and spooky. They're going to laugh at you. I mean i guess the sweater is semi accurate. Christmas is a pagan holiday so you're kind of just pulling its skirt up, but i wouldnt go around avertising myself as demonic filth because sadly, friend, people like the illusion that comes with thinking embracing satanic trash has some justification.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The sweater is corny. Imagine how you're going to look when you become older and little kids/teenagers see your old self wearing this demonic filth. Ouuuuu you're so evil, against the grain and spooky. They're going to laugh at you. I mean i guess the sweater is semi accurate. Christmas is a pagan holiday so you're kind of just pulling its skirt up, but i wouldnt go around avertising myself as demonic filth because sadly, friend, people like the illusion that comes with thinking embracing satanic trash has some justification.

Its so demonic, friends.

That's not a bad turn of phrase. I'm going to have to steal it at some point.









































...That wouldn't be demonic, would it?