HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

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Buzz not knowing hes a toy in toy story 1....Why did he stay still when andy played with him if he thought he was real... Shyt dont make sense b

* throws toy story bluray in trash*

One could say you can justify that by thinking the entirety of the Toy Story plot occured in Andy's head.

I mean think about it, when you were a kid with your action figures. Didn't you ever imagine that your toys would come alive when you weren't there?
 

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One could say you can justify that by thinking the entirety of the Toy Story plot occured in Andy's head.

I mean think about it, when you were a kid with your action figures. Didn't you ever imagine that your toys would come alive when you weren't there?

no never :manny:
 

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On Maury the suspected cheating man always get tricked into kissing the decoy backstage. :pachaha:

Also they only kiss and don't do anything else. :why:

IRL if a dude was gonna cheat backstage they would at least try to get head or smash and not just kiss the "sexy decoy".

Why go though all that drama just for a kiss?

Also they been doing the sexy decoy trick for a minute now, how nikkas aren't aware that if you're in a room with a good looking chick backstage on that show the room most likely has hidden cameras?
 

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Perfect Strangers......Balki came to America on a temporary visa to find his cousin....which turned into several years of him living there as illegal alien working at a high profile newspaper company....he would have been found by INS and deported after the very first season under those George Bush laws.. ..
 

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On Maury the suspected cheating man always get tricked into kissing the decoy backstage. :pachaha:

Also they only kiss and don't do anything else. :why:

IRL if a dude was gonna cheat backstage they would at least try to get head or smash and not just kiss the "sexy decoy".

Why go though all that drama just for a kiss?

Also they been doing the sexy decoy trick for a minute now, how nikkas aren't aware that if you're in a room with a good looking chick backstage on that show the room most likely has hidden cameras?

Maury's been on the air for over fourteen years now. You'd think nikkas would stop falling for the sexy decoy shyt :snoop:

Isn't Maury scripted tho?
 

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In the 7th Heaven fight scene, how does a group of people just take over a tv studio like that? Eddie Arcadian just walks through the front door and starts playing music and videos on the 2000 inch tv
Then all the kids putting the beats to the goons and not one of them wound up dead or even injured :childplease:
Around the 4:30 mark Little dude gets kicked square in the face and just eats it :comeon:


And what gang of goons are you gonna find where not a single one of them is tooled up? The best weapon between all of them was a chain...
 
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The lion king... What kinda demented fakkit WAS scar??? :what: this nikka kills his own brother, simba runs off and he's the only male around for YEARS and yet its no signs that he's ever fukked ANY of the bytches. shouldn't it have been some CUBS runnin around when simba came back :why: instead we find this faq scar off to his lonesome, no bytches in sight, havin the only other make around (zazu) SING for him :scusthov:
 

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In the 7th Heaven fight scene, how does a group of people just take over a tv studio like that? Eddie Arcadian just walks through the front door and starts playing music and videos on the 2000 inch tv
Then all the kids putting the beats to the goons and not one of them wound up dead or even injured :childplease:
Around the 4:30 mark Little dude gets kicked square in the face and just eats it :comeon:
Last Dragon club fight - YouTube

And what gang of goons are you gonna find where not a single one of them is tooled up? The best weapon between all of them was a chain...


How bout Leroy's little brother getting his head slammed onto a gas tank and waking up with no problems. ..yet a mothafukka like Cochise from Coolie High died from a weak punch. ..:rudy:
 

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The lion king... What kinda demented fakkit WAS scar??? :what: this nikka kills his own brother, simba runs off and he's the only male around for YEARS and yet its no signs that he's ever fukked ANY of the bytches. shouldn't it have been some CUBS runnin around when simba came back :why: instead we find this faq scar off to his lonesome, no bytches in sight, havin the only other make around (zazu) SING for him :scusthov:

nikka did kill his own brother, so he probably did smash some of the Lioness and when they got prego he probably aborted them cubs or wait to throw em off cliffs :yeshrug:
 
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