HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[The axe murderer]

He was one step ahead of everyone. Had grenades on him during this meeting, had the fat dude in the cells with the bomb under his skin. Used Gamble’s bounty to sneak into his penthouse by pretending his crew had killed him, had Harvey and Rachel hemmed up when Batman was interrogating him.

In the movie he could get away with it because he one step ahead and his tenure was short
In the comics the fukker became an ambassador to Iran
Hed get merked with the body count he has. Even batman catching him and him in the police car someone will gank him. He only gets away because comics need him for future stories but he got more kills than phantom zone villains and I'm supposed to believe he aint getting sent there but the revolving doors of Arkham
They had more security at columbine high school
That place looser than a pornstars rectum
You may as well call it the concierge from John wick except for the criminally insane and much less rules
Mfs come and go when they want
They got psychiatrist so incompetent like harley Quinn she became nuts too

 

[The axe murderer]

Yall remember the Charlie hebdo attacks? French government pulled out tanks QUICK for that manhunt. Theyd be all over him like flies to shyt.
The only question people would have for his bullet ridden body is if that's all the ammo they had
Dude uses more chemical weapons than assad is ALLEGED doing and look at the response there
You know what Internet trolls did? They actually tracked down a flag shia labouf had. They did it cross referencing flight patterns from a small botch of a plane they saw in that pic. Now imagine what the backing of the US govt gone do to find a flamboyant clown
Redirect Notice

And this isn't some white collar crime mind you that you can just hide
Rarely in the comics does the govt use proportionate force you'd see in real life. Theyd mobilise like crazy track down whatever proxies he had. And its on sight for him
Shoot to kill
Theyd fill him with more holes than a republican Senate's logic

 

[Blankthawtz]

Heathers.....

After Wynonna Rider burns her hand with a cigarette lighter Christian Slater proceeds to put a cigarette in her burnt hand and the cigarette lights up for him to smoke it......

 

[Hostile]

Degrassi

Spinner tried to drive drunk after Jimmy stopped fukking with him and everybody ran outside to stop him. JT was about to drive drunk before he was killed. Nobody tried to stop him. If crazy dude didn't stab him he probably would've still died that night. Some friends.

 

[jackswstd]

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Heathers.....

After Wynonna Rider burns her hand with a cigarette lighter Christian Slater proceeds to put a cigarette in her burnt hand and the cigarette lights up for him to smoke it......

A spin off that, how the fukk did Heather #1 not realize there was Drano in that coffee cup? That shyt has a distinctive odor and she would’ve smelled it before ever taking a sip. I guess you can explain away by Heather being dumb but still.

Off topic but the meetings after the suicides/murders had me they kept fukkin with the hippie teacher. The teacher that was amazed Heather used “myriad” properly, and the principal being mad that it wasn’t the cheerleader Heather.

 

[Blankthawtz]

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A spin off that, how the fukk did Heather #1 not realize there was Drano in that coffee cup? That shyt has a distinctive odor and she would’ve smelled it before ever taking a sip. I guess you can explain away by Heather being dumb but still.

Off topic but the meetings after the suicides/murders had me they kept fukkin with the hippie teacher. The teacher that was amazed Heather used “myriad” properly, and the principal being mad that it wasn’t the cheerleader Heather.

Heathers is one of my fav movies that I can watch on repeat... But u right that drano scene was dumb af too.... Had me screw facing the whole shyt.....

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

In the movie he could get away with it because he one step ahead and his tenure was short
In the comics the fukker became an ambassador to Iran
Hed get merked with the body count he has. Even batman catching him and him in the police car someone will gank him. He only gets away because comics need him for future stories but he got more kills than phantom zone villains and I'm supposed to believe he aint getting sent there but the revolving doors of Arkham
They had more security at columbine high school
That place looser than a pornstars rectum
You may as well call it the concierge from John wick except for the criminally insane and much less rules
Mfs come and go when they want
They got psychiatrist so incompetent like harley Quinn she became nuts too

Bruce Wayne puts billions into Batman and all he gotta do is put a few million in Arkham for security upgrades

 

[Emoryal]

Bruce Wayne puts billions into Batman and all he gotta do is put a few million in Arkham for security upgrades

What about the personnel?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

What about the personnel?

This dude building space stations and smart AI computers and harnessing the power of the sun into gloves.... I think he could develop a security system that didn't even require personnel... Or at least basic prison guards to back it up

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

So we gonna act like they didn't try to outrun freezing temperature in day after tomorrow?

 

[YoNoSe]

Limitless...

Bradley Cooper paid all that money for a secured penthouse but didn’t have cell phone service when the Russian dude came for him

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[The axe murderer]

Day After Tomorrow....


outrunning cold air as if its a villain chasing u?.....

They legit treated cold air like they were running away from me an axe murderer

 

[Blankthawtz]

Limitless...

Bradley Cooper paid all that money for a secured penthouse but didn’t have cell phone service when the Russian dude came for him

Guess his service was LIMITED..

 

[The axe murderer]

Demolition man ....releasing Simon phoenix for a parole hearing was a bad.....really bad idea. Especially since they were horribly ill equipped to deal with it