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I just realized a MASSIVE logic hole in Inception.

The basic idea behind all their plays on time is that time can move faster in your dreams. So the first layer everything happens 12x faster than reality, so an hour in the dream is just 5 minutes in real time. The second layer is 144x faster, the third layer is 1,728, and so on.

But wait, why is time slower in a dream? Because your mind can think up events in the dream faster than reality. So why would time be slower in the 2nd level? The same fukking brain is doing the dreaming in every level. It's not like your dream creates an actual person with a brain to make the next dream. So no matter how many levels deep you go, since the same brain is dreaming the whole time, time would move at the same pace. You wouldn't get time slower down more and more the deeper you go, that doesn't make any sense at all.
Yeah, I get what you're pointing at. I think the movie was trying to work where the brain or specifically dreaming "creates" a quantum effect. So they were doing a physical, vs atomic, vs sub atomic thing. Lol clearly we know that's not how it works, but it works for a movie.

Great call. I never could understand why the movie bothered me until your post.
 

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Oh, and on Interstellar.

The idea was that a blight was killing all the crops. Now the only surviving crop was corn. So they had massive fields of corn going on forever.

In reality, the WORST thing you could to when facing a blight is grow a massive monoculture of one crop. It's just begging for disease to wipe the whole shyt out. In reality, if you were really terrified of blight you'd be doing everything possible to break the crops up, mix them with other vegetation, etc. No one on Earth would be stupid enough to be growing corn in the exact manner that made it most vulnerable to blight if they'd already lost literally every other crop in the world to blight.
But they were growing all sorts of crops.. Corn was the last to survive. Dude up the road was growing ocra and had to burn that shyt up. When they got to the lab, Doc showed him that corn was already on the way out.. It was over
 

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But they were growing all sorts of crops.. Corn was the last to survive. Dude up the road was growing ocra and had to burn that shyt up. When they got to the lab, Doc showed him that corn was already on the way out.. It was over
They claimed that every major crop had been destroyed except corn and okra but they don't say that every plant on Earth was destroyed. In fact we know that all the plants haven't been destroyed, otherwise nothing would be producing oxygen and cleansing CO2 out of the air and the Earth already would have become unliveable. Besides, how the hell would the last two crops left just happen to be major plants that people eat? What about all the other random plants that grow on Earth? Like I said, due to the monoculture issue, giant human monocultures are the most susceptible, they'd be the first to go before some other shyt. So the humans should be interspacing and protecting their crops by mixing them in with other plant life, not growing a giant monoculture that would create the perfect prey for the blight to adapt to next.

Related to that....how the hell would traveling to another planet take care of the blight issue? What would they grow for food on this other planet? Wouldn't the humans just take the blight with them? You could say they'd just disinfect their entire spacecraft and everything inside....but if they could disinfect a spacecraft and start anew, then when not build giant protected greenhouses on Earth and disinfect everything inside of those? Of course, that would be a massive endeavor, but still seems like a lot less work than, you know, flying human society to a distant galaxy and previously uninhabitable planet just to watch one random blight spore make it there somehow and fukk shyt up in the exact same way.
 

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Roach scattering from the stank p*ssy? :mjgrin:
I remember one time I took this chick home from the club, she looked good. :ehh:

I took her panties off and it stunk like something died up in there. :picard:

She had a nice ass and titties tho but the smell was such a turn off, I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I felt she should know. :hhh:

I ended up seeing her at the bar again. And she still looked good but she was all embarrassed and couldn't look at me. I probably avoided a disease that night.
 

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I remember one time I took this chick home from the club, she looked good. :ehh:

I took her panties off and it stunk like something died up in there. :picard:

She had a nice ass and titties tho but the smell was such a turn off, I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I felt she should know. :hhh:

I ended up seeing her at the bar again. And she still looked good but she was all embarrassed and couldn't look at me. I probably avoided a disease that night.
That must be the worst fukking feeling:hhh:
Like you thinking you bout to eat:mjlit:
Then she undress and bih puss smell like death pestilence war and famine :sadcam:
 

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They claimed that every major crop had been destroyed except corn and okra but they don't say that every plant on Earth was destroyed. In fact we know that all the plants haven't been destroyed, otherwise nothing would be producing oxygen and cleansing CO2 out of the air and the Earth already would have become unliveable. Besides, how the hell would the last two crops left just happen to be major plants that people eat? What about all the other random plants that grow on Earth? Like I said, due to the monoculture issue, giant human monocultures are the most susceptible, they'd be the first to go before some other shyt. So the humans should be interspacing and protecting their crops by mixing them in with other plant life, not growing a giant monoculture that would create the perfect prey for the blight to adapt to next.

Related to that....how the hell would traveling to another planet take care of the blight issue? What would they grow for food on this other planet? Wouldn't the humans just take the blight with them? You could say they'd just disinfect their entire spacecraft and everything inside....but if they could disinfect a spacecraft and start anew, then when not build giant protected greenhouses on Earth and disinfect everything inside of those? Of course, that would be a massive endeavor, but still seems like a lot less work than, you know, flying human society to a distant galaxy and previously uninhabitable planet just to watch one random blight spore make it there somehow and fukk shyt up in the exact same way.
Well when you say it like that :picard:
 

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That must be the worst fukking feeling:hhh:
Like you thinking you bout to eat:mjlit:
Then she undress and bih puss smell like death pestilence war and famine :sadcam:
I almost said fukk it, no pun, cuz she looked cute as hell. Nice body and cute face but the smell was overwhelming. :snoop:

You get what you bring home from the nasty ass bar I guess.:francis:

I told my homie what happened and he clowned saying he would smashed anyway. :francis:
 

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I almost said fukk it, no pun, cuz she looked cute as hell. Nice body and cute face but the smell was overwhelming. :snoop:

You get what you bring home from the nasty ass bar I guess.:francis:

I told my homie what happened and he clowned saying he would smashed anyway. :francis:
He will change his mind once the odor that peels of the paint from the wall hits him. And the post nut clarity will be a muhfukka. You'll wonder if you caught some shyt
 

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Waiters can't just leave at will like they do in the movies. Not if they wanna keep their jobs
 
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