HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Jerz-2]

Die Hard 2

...so McClain is trapped in the cockpit with the General and 'em shooting at him/it, and manages to eject right when the bombs go off....

(1) shoooooore was ALOTTA time elapsed between the time they threw the grenades in there and him ACTUALLY recognizing them, looking around and seeing the chair, strapping himself in and pulling the handle BEFORE the grenades went off. Ol time delay ass explosives...

(2) as the General sees him floating to Earth by parachute, he calls him "one lucky sunnuvabytch".....AND THEN THEY LEAVE. Why didn't they just shoot him outta the air and be done with it?

 

[Jerz-2]

The Simpsons

Sideshow Bob is a supposed criminal genius but routinely gets outsmarted by a kid who fails miserably at getting a basic 4th grade education.

 

[The axe murderer]

Redeker plan in world war z books. Sacrifice majority of the population which includesthe majority of the fighting force, industry etc without a fight and fortify a position later. Nevermind that they will turn into zombies and add to the force you face later. The stupidity of this plan

 

[The axe murderer]

Airbender movie. Imprison Earth benders on a rock quarry brehs
And let's talk about them doing a dance choreography to move a small pebble

 

[The axe murderer]

One more day Spiderman. You mean to tell me no one not even Dr strange world famous surgeon could fix a bullet wound

 

[The axe murderer]

Prototype game...... The decision to put the only survivor of an infection that wiped out a town in a facility in New York City, one of the most populated towns in the world.

 

[Mortal1]

One more day Spiderman. You mean to tell me no one not even Dr strange world famous surgeon could fix a bullet wound

 

[Devilinurear]

One more day Spiderman. You mean to tell me no one not even Dr strange world famous surgeon could fix a bullet wound

Give up your marriage to a super model to save your 80 year old aunt.

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[The axe murderer]

Keep in mind wakanda is also seen in here. Remember in the Black Panther movie they healed dude's bullet wound to the spine in just hours? They got greater tech than that in the comics. Hell they got a cure for cancer

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[I AM WE ARE]

In every show underwater and I mean EVERY SHOW
These mfs on boats, getting stuck in trees, soooooooo much shyt that only happens above water. Things be happening and even my daughter gives me the face

 

[Wargames]

Malcolm In The Middle - Why didn't c*nt Lois and Heisenberg Hal didn't send demonic ass Reese to military school just like they did with Francis?

I think it was too expensive and when Francis dipped from the school early, they didn’t see the point.

plus on the low Francis was worst than Reese cause Francis was a leader and would do elaborate reckless shyt and drag his brothers/friends into it. Reese was just a sadistic idiot loner.

 

[Hostile]

The Craft.

How did that guy not know that wasn't Sarah? Like c'mon... if she didn't wanna fukk when they were alone, why would she be willing to at a party full of people?

 

[Geek Nasty]

just saw Prometheus....

being actively mobile after alien removal surgery??....

So you watched a laser robot extract a parasite from a woman with perfect precision THEN seamlessly seal the incision and your complaint is “how can future anesthetics be that good?”