HEY...lets ruin our favorite movies with common logic: Fast and Furious Edition

[Jayson_bourn]

"Granny shifting not double clutching like you should"

 

[ghostwriterx]

Hobbs: OK we just captured one of Shaw's men at this military base. They clearly plan on stealing the MacGuffin, er I mean highly classified technical thing. We obviously have no chance of defending this highly fortified military base from his handful of mercenaries. Let's transport the device on a small convoy of lightly guarded trucks across a major highway.

Random soldier: But sir seeing as how they specialize in highjacking military transports just like this, wouldn't that be playing right into his hands?

Hobbs: You must not know what the Rock is cooking.

 

[Heretic]

BMW 07-08 328i base model sedans keeping up with that F1/Cart hybrid beast of a machine that Shaw was driving.

The fact Hobbs even had to recruit this team of criminals still is

To be fair tho, certain agencies do consult with top criminals that are willing to cooperate to stop other criminals. That's the only way I let that shyt slide, otherwise it is kinda far fetched.

 

[Cladyclad]

Jin being in a major movie

 

[Francis White]

this scene here, Shaw just kills about 30 cops and injures who knows how many more, yet Hobbs has no superiors to discipline him for the loss of life and property damage of his poor plan to take Shaw down, and finally

 

[Darts]

Standing perfectly still on top of vehicles moving at 100 mph and accurately hitting targets.

 

[Brandeezy]

Tell me how Han's chick was able to shoot the guy behind Han multiple times with precision while falling backwards (In style) off a car to her death

 

[CJ]

To be fair tho, certain agencies do consult with top criminals that are willing to cooperate to stop other criminals. That's the only way I let that shyt slide, otherwise it is kinda far fetched.

Haha yeah I agree with you there bro - but it's one thing to be an informant and gather info from other criminals, but its another to be given literally free reign to run around various cities, in high end vehicles, strapped, and shooting up other baddies

 

[Brandeezy]

Haha yeah I agree with you there bro - but it's one thing to be an informant and gather info from other criminals, but its another to be given literally free reign to run around various cities, in high end vehicles, strapped, and shooting up other baddies

Well I do know that the FBI hires the world's best hackers but that's it i think

 

[TMillzy]

When I watched the movie the first thing that came to mind was that long ass runway, then the plane crashed and they stopped magically at the end of it

The brazilian chick is the finest woman in the movie, yet Dom takes back Letty

Dom jumping over that bridge / Tyrese lunging for the car

 

[Real]

Letty winning over Gina Carano

 

[daemonova]

Letty winning over Gina Carano

Carano would kick Letty ass and no amount of street smarts will be able to save her from that ass whooping, I don't even think Michelle Rodriguez is that street smart, she just look mean

 

[Styles]

BMW 07-08 328i base model sedans keeping up with that F1/Cart hybrid beast of a machine that Shaw was driving.

The fact Hobbs even had to recruit this team of criminals still is

Those were not 3 series. They were definitely 5 series and I thought they were M5s on top of that

 

[Reggie]

Just the fact that they are not in jail for life throws me off. But its a movie so I don't take it too seriously.

 

[CJ]

Those were not 3 series. They were definitely 5 series and I thought they were M5s on top of that

Yup, I assumed too quick. Thought I saw those pre-LCI tails on the sedans, thinking they were e90s, turns out there were actually e60 530s converted to look like M5s. My 2nd comment still stands though