*phone rings*
Dooby: "Hello?"
Random Goon: "You're dead! We know where you live! We'll be there in 10 minutes to kill you and your entire family!"
Dooby: "I think not. I have Microsoft Essentials".
Fred.
Goon:Loads up 7 Proxy hops on VPN to another VPN begins brute force hack because Dooby left open remote desktop option available.
DOOBY HAS MS ESSESNTIAL *Shut down terminal*