Cat piss martini
Veteran
end the friendship asap!!!
*you leaving the bathroom.....and he steps in front of you*
him: did you wash your hands
you: oh yeah.....squeeky clean
him: did you shake that dikk
you:
him: let me see it or i'll tell my mother you touched me
you: look you little fakkit
him: they say prison is unpleasant for pedos
you:
*you leaving the bathroom.....and he steps in front of you*
him: did you wash your hands

you: oh yeah.....squeeky clean

him: did you shake that dikk

you:

him: let me see it or i'll tell my mother you touched me

you: look you little fakkit

him: they say prison is unpleasant for pedos

you:

