Hemorrhoid
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face every time I take a dump them shyts are painfull a hell.
Damn is that not too drastic
Amare's Right Hook
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extra hot sauce, give it 2 days
drink a lot of water. at least a gallon a day.
Change your diet. Drink more water and eat a lot of green leafy foods. moisturize the area before going, and don't "not" go to the restroom to try to avoid aggravating the problem, you'll only make it much worse. For the first few times it'll be 2 steps forward 1 back then they should go away.Though, if you're older you can get them and it be completely normal (went with someone else who was treated and listened to the specialist). Most people think theirs are worse than they actually are. I've known three people who have been treated for hmrds or something where hmrds is one of the symptoms, what the docs see 
and the hemorrhoids the average person gets are night and day, so if you need to go to the doc, don't bother feeling embarrassed. 
and the hemorrhoids the average person gets are night and day, so if you need to go to the doc, don't bother feeling embarrassed. 
R.E.N. Spells Ren
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Consult a doctor.
Depending on severity and what they actually are, antibiotics may work best.
Depending on severity and what they actually are, antibiotics may work best.
dr. pill biden
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Stop eating like shyt and add more fiber to your diet!!!
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Fiber
LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
LOL. what u guys talking about ?
Sitz bath son. Put some lukewarm water in a basin and sit on it. There's also a medication you could use but you need a prescription for it. Also drink water and eat fiber only until they resolve. Also, stay away from green leafy veggies for now because they cause bleeding. Do not take aspirin
Source: Medical Professional 3 yrs experience
Sitz bath son. Put some lukewarm water in a basin and sit on it. There's also a medication you could use but you need a prescription for it. Also drink water and eat fiber only until they resolve. Also, stay away from green leafy veggies for now because they cause bleeding. Do not take aspirin
Source: Medical Professional 3 yrs experience
Is it outside or inside? If it's inside you fukked cuz you'll have to stick that prep h up your ass. If it's on the outside then make sure to clean the area each time you take a shyt, if you can then go commando cuz the constriction helps to irritate the hem.
Oh, and use St. John's Wort liquid extract instead of prep h or those chemical suppositories. I guarantee you the moment you put that stuff on it'll give you that same cool, relieved feel like you just took a huge shyt. If it still bugs you then try some ice packs to bring the swelling down or an epsom salt bath, but besides that just take it easy and don't exercise or do too much for a few days.
Oh, and use St. John's Wort liquid extract instead of prep h or those chemical suppositories. I guarantee you the moment you put that stuff on it'll give you that same cool, relieved feel like you just took a huge shyt. If it still bugs you then try some ice packs to bring the swelling down or an epsom salt bath, but besides that just take it easy and don't exercise or do too much for a few days.
BlvdBrawler
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Get some hydrocortisone suppositories from your doctor. Fart oil for a week. Victory.
Oh also eat fiber.
Oh also eat fiber.
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
