Helped a dyke realize she wasnt a man yesterday

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Is one of your parents South African? only a Xhosa South African will ever name their child "Lukhanyiso"



also, RIP to your hairline breh :mjhairline:

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Is one of your parents South African? only a Xhosa South African will ever name their child "Lukhanyiso"



also, RIP to your hairline breh :mjhairline:

Wtf

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

WAS THE PUSY GOOD

Phenomenal. I remember wishing I hadn’t thrown her number out like a month later.

 

[TheObserver]

Bro.. Couple weeks you in the Poetic Justice screening getting the wrong signal about rubbing feet...

Now a Dyke ask you about her phone and you took it as disrespect like she threatened your life..

Man you gotta learn how to read folks better lol..

 

[BmoreGorilla]

+=

me (at this point) =

you right

 

[Data-Hawk]

lunch at a Royal Farms.

 

[JasonSJackson]

You took me there, OP.

I was mentally there on the bus with you.

5 stars

Bless

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikkas with patchy beards are always crazy

 

[Mr Rager]

Ghetto Super Mario ass nikka
Look like you hit a ? block and a crack stem came out

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Pulled over for tail light
Get face mashed into driver window
bytch yelling 'hes going for my gun'
Arrested and charged with attrmpting to disarm a police

Driving not the solution

What happened in between pull over? Did you tell them you were sovereign? You know that's what got Korryn Gaines followed and eventually killed, right?
you should really move somewhere like biloxi ms, and hole up in a small house, in the back room...with the computer and nobody else.

 

[Dont@Me]

Instagram: Lanky_Meat

 

[Mowgli]

I helped a dyke realize she was straight

But i know Brazillian Jiujitsu so you know......

Maybe its time you train cuz i gotta feeling if you knew Brazillian Jiujitsu ol girl would have meekly rolled up on you and asked uf youd possibly seen a misplaced phone.

 

[Hugs]

What part seems crazy to you? I seriously am interested to see how you respond

This bytch then stands overtop of me, hood on, face covered in braids, leg touching mine, looking down on me and mumbles some shyt about a phone.

I respond. I rise, grab her by the collar, ask her ' is you crazy?', put her face in the window, then toss her to the floor and push her face into the floor. She eventually stop resisting so I loosen up.

keep re-reading this until you realize how deranged you sound

 

[Kenny West]

Is one of your parents South African? only a Xhosa South African will ever name their child "Lukhanyiso"



also, RIP to your hairline breh :mjhairline:

This is why cant take any of these folks online woofing about meeting up to fight seriously.

99% of the time they lying and on the off chance they not, you really setting out time in your day to meet up with a nikka like this to fight. A stranger bruh.

shyt is an L before the first punch is thrown

 

[Tflasha]

this thread title should read "Help the coli community realize that I'm a Deranged Poster"Brehs