Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Bigwhite2498]

Maybe the defense could....I dunno....stop someone.

I know we're supposed to blame Dak for everything including the shyt that happened between 1996 and 2016, but at some point we gotta admit that maybe the issue is Jerral Wayne.

Micah is subpar as a player except for rushing the passer. Trade bait. Love watching him but he's too easy to scheme around. Just run at him. Defense hasn't been good at stopping the run in a long time, no matter who the DC is.

Yes trade Micah get a haul like he did for Herschel and rebuild. Micah will never be a top 5 edge guy he refuses to get any bigger or play the run and he’ll never be a linebacker because he’s just too stupid

 

[darealvelle]

So what?

Dak needs to stop playing for FGs and play like he's the highest paid QB in the league

You right we need a shoot out since the defense is about to get fukked in all holes.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

fukk

 

[Space Cowboy]

Charlie Brown yelling over here

AAAAAUUUGGGGHHH

 

[Big Boss]

Fumble

 

[Surreal]

Look at these rich nikkas do nothing

Gotta love it

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Snake bitten

 

[Bigwhite2498]

How yall gonna blame dak for this @Surreal @L. Deezy

 

[darealvelle]

That was daks fault lol

 

[Regular_P]

Fumble, DEM BOYZ, @smitty22

 

[BlueHeffner]

$34M

 

[Big Boss]

But but but Dak

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Yes trade Micah get a haul like he did for Herschel and rebuild. Micah will never be a top 5 edge guy he refuses to get any bigger or play the run and he’ll never be a linebacker because he’s just too stupid

We'll end up getting bent over the table on the trade. Knowing our front office, they'll trade Micah for a 2nd string Michigan DE and a 4th round pick because the accepting team will argue "we have to give Micah ~200mil upon arrival, so we're basically giving you a salary dump" and the Jones family will say "yo, this MF spittin'"

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Why did Dak make Cedarion fumble the ball?

Bet if we had Hurts, Cedarion breaks 8 more tackles and scores

 

[jay211]

$331 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF shyt between our QB & WR