Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

duckbutta

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We all wanna lose out, but in the grand scheme of things, it wont even matter.


They wont draft a QB

They wont spend money in free agency

They will run it back with either a receiver or rb with that first pick and expect the new coach to coach this current roster up
They'll pay Parsons the most money ever...while deciding not to pay Bland and he will play like shyt next year :pachaha:

Then they'll tell you they don't have any money in free agency cause they had to make Micah the highest paid defender ever averaging .8 sacks a game and never getting a sack in the 4th quarter :pachaha:

Don't worry...we going to hire Gruden and he going to Spider Y bannana us to 10 wins next year :pachaha:
 

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We all wanna lose out, but in the grand scheme of things, it wont even matter.


They wont draft a QB

They wont spend money in free agency

They will run it back with either a receiver or rb with that first pick and expect the new coach to coach this current roster up
We can’t draft a qb and we really do need a rb have you seen that shyt we got
 

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We all wanna lose out, but in the grand scheme of things, it wont even matter.


They wont draft a QB

They wont spend money in free agency

They will run it back with either a receiver or rb with that first pick and expect the new coach to coach this current roster up
If a pick is in the top 4 and it’s not a qb, it will be a failure of a pick. However, I expect them to make that failure. It’s what they do. Next year, this will be an 8 win team in the 10th year under Dakota.
 
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