Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Kunty McPhuck]

Where's Tonya Harding when you need her.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

 

[jay211]

This is bullshyt. The Giants are doing this because they are afraid that Daniel Jones might get the win against us, and they don't want to have a lower draft pick than us.

We need to sit our defensive starters on Thankgiving. We need to lose this game?

 

[duckbutta]

This don't even seem possible

And we made this dude the highest paid running back EVER

 

[Surreal]

Dak and Daniel Jones both got paid 160 million

Both have 1 playoff win to show for it after getting that contract

Jones is benched and GMen not doubling down

Dak got doubled down for 240 more million

You can't make this shyt up

 

[Ku$h Parker]

We need to lose this game?

No we need to Drub them Giants and send the Fine People of Arlington Happy

 

[dtownreppin214]

Beyonce at the Texans game on Christmas probably pisses Jerry off more than anything this season.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

this team is literally dead to me

I've only watched one game this year.

And the sad part is it's only going to get worse. This team could possibly be heading back into the Dave Campo era of bad. And it seems like the older Jerry Jones has gotten, the worse moves he's made. And even if he dies, I can't imagine Stephen Jones being any better since he has failed to convince his daddy not to make dumb ass decisions, so he either agrees, or he's a p*ssy. Either way, I don't see the Cowboys going to a super bowl let alone winning one so long as the Jones family owns the team.

 

[smitty22]

This don't even seem possible

And we made this dude the highest paid running back EVER

Should have gotten paid more

 

[Controversy]

I need y'all bums to get this dubski tonight & against the Littles on Thanksgiving

 

[smitty22]

Beyonce at the Texans game on Christmas probably pisses Jerry off more than anything this season.

Fun fact, Thanksgiving Day 2004 Destiny Child performed Thanksgiving Day at the Cowboys game. I was on the field with them.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[darealvelle]

Accurate description of the season.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Even the football GAWDS have had enough and were aiming for LoPan.