Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

["It Was Always Jerry"]

Gee. I wonder why

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He's talking to you LoPan. Don't allow the disrespect like that.

 

[L. Deezy]

The good thing is we're gonna get a top 5 pick. I actually think we may be able to get a top 3 pick. Which means we might be able to get Shedeur or Travis Hunter.

we not getting Shadeur with Dak freshly signed bro.. that ship has sailed. and knowing Dallas they will trade back for multiple picks.

 

[L. Deezy]

Gee. I wonder why

stupid for a franchise QB to be caught saying that. He gonna get roasted tomorrow on the ESPN shows

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

Whole Foods
Kohls
Cava
Haircut
Gym

This is how I spend my Cowboys Sundays now.

I love comedy specials so I watch. At this rate, I may have to rank this season above Chris Rock's Bigger & Blacker

 

[Weaver31]

Hopefully he includes himself

 

[VegetasHairline]

Breh give up this Shedeur fantasy.

That dream went out the window when Jerry gave that c00n that stupid contract.

These nikkas prolly gna use a top-10 pick on another lineman

They gonna draft Jeanty with that top 10 pick.

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

stupid for a franchise QB to be caught saying that. He gonna get toasted tomorrow on the ESPN shows

He got 60 million reasons why he don't care. Dak is the Woody Harrelson crying money gif, in real life.

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

They gonna draft Jeanty with that top 10 pick.

I was on the Jeanty train but now I'm like fukk it. Lets build the O line for the next qb. We got at least 3 more years of this comedy show.

 

[Standing on business]

The good thing is we're gonna get a top 5 pick. I actually think we may be able to get a top 3 pick. Which means we might be able to get Shedeur or Travis Hunter.

Sheduer is slower and has a worse pocket presence than a younger dak

 

[BlueHeffner]

Sheduer is slower and has a worse pocket presence than a younger dak

Impossible


Dak has one of the worst pocket presences ive ever seen. He doesnt ever step up

 

[jay211]

Jerry's talking about doing a trade. Jerruh better not be stupid, we're a bad team and we need those high draft picks. There's no one who's available for trade that will help this team.

 

[Surreal]

Jerry's talking about doing a trade. Jerruh better not be stupid, we're a bad team and we need those high draft picks. There's no one who's available for trade that will help this team.

They need to trade for draft picks, not current players

 

[Mr Bubbles]

Maybe if Jerry focused on picking players for talent instead of dikk sizes, the team would do better.

 

[Spade]

Impossible


Dak has one of the worst pocket presences ive ever seen. He doesnt ever step up

And it’s hilarious because Coop climbed the pocket and extended the play and got a first down. Everyone I was with noticed it immediately and wondered why the 60 million dollar scrub can’t do that.