Hearing someone with a British accent and knowing you can kill them with your bare hands appreciatio

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Musings of a nikka that has no stamps in his passport.I could not stop laughing..you sir get an A+ for your comedy and delusion.I'd love to see you run up on a random youth in the estates and try to intimidate them with your accentThen do a tour of Europe with the same schtick after you had your reconstructive surgeryHit Spain first and pull that shyt with a Gitano,then go to Napels and try it there.If you still have working limbs,go to Serbia,Bosnia,Albania and report home as you have wings now..keep em coming cowboy,i love these what if's

He wouldnt even last 10 seconds in Peckham

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

 

[Phitz]

.....and 37 others dapped him. Thats over 3 tons of ignorant

 

[TRY GOD]

Imagine being so retarded that you think everyone in a country speaks the exact same way and that there are not any different accents.

Imagine so dumb and untravelled that you know nothing about the UK in the present day and how there are huge subcultures born of mass immigration and that there is a huge black population with their own urban culture and slang which the world imitates now more that Americans.

Imagine not knowing that there is a huge knife problem in the UK where nikkaz walk around with huge knives and stab each other up and over the littlest shyt and that you would piss yourself if you were step in any uk hood with your American accent which is as laughable to us as our accent is to you. We had an American nikka in my school as a youngin and everybody found his accent hilarious.

*Pictures this in a British accent*

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Imagine being so retarded that you think everyone in a country speaks the exact same way and that there are not any different accents.

Imagine so dumb and untravelled that you know nothing about the UK in the present day and how there are huge subcultures born of mass immigration and that there is a huge black population with their own urban culture and slang which the world imitates now more that Americans.

Imagine not knowing that there is a huge knife problem in the UK where nikkaz walk around with huge knives and stab each other up and over the littlest shyt and that you would piss yourself if you were step in any uk hood with your American accent which is as laughable to us as our accent is to you. We had an American nikka in my school as a youngin and everybody found his accent hilarious.

So true. It's their slow slur and at the end of every word sounds like it ends with the letter 'L' that get's me.

"Heylll, mylllllllllll name iyas Earllllllllllllll McBumpkin. Wat yolllllllllll name iyas?"


Them man will get hotted up with the swiftness, blood.

 

[Reality]

Imagine being so retah-id that you fink everyone in a country speaks the exact same way and that theh ah not any different accents.

Imagine so dumb and untravelled that you know noffin about the UK in the present day and how theh ah huge subcultuhs born of mass immigration and that theh is a huge black population with theh own urban culture and slang which the world imitates now more that Americans.

Imagine not knowing that theh is a huge knife problem in the UK where chaps walk around with huge knives and stab each ovvuh up and ovuh the littlest shyt and that you would piss yuhself if you wuh to step in any uk hood with your American accent which is as laughable to us as owww accent is to you. We had an American chap in my school as a youngin and everybody found his accent right hilarious.

Been to the UK 3 times and you brehs aren't scaring anyone. Pawgers are inherently less threatening people and London is full of 'em.

It's all jokes though. Shouts out to my british brehs.

 

[Food Mane]

I've seen it 100 times and 'now you can big up your Jim Jones' still kills me

 

[TRY GOD]

So true. It's their slow slur and at the end of every word sounds like it ends with the letter 'L' that get's me.

"Heylll, mylllllllllll name iyas Earllllllllllllll McBumpkin. Wat yolllllllllll name iyas?"


Them man will get hotted up with the swiftness, blood.

Nobody in America talks like this

 

[Coli Bot]

Nobody in America talks like this

Yet you think everyone in the UK talks like the queen in the 1800's was the difference? fukking hypocrites

 

[Coli Bot]

Been to the UK 3 times and you brehs aren't scaring anyone. Pawgers are inherently less threatening people and London is full of 'em.

It's all jokes though. Shouts out to my british brehs.

I mean I could say been to the US however many times and no ones scaring me also. Maybe coz I would mainly just stay in the tourist parts. Dumb post.

 

[Caca-faat]

Lol London Riots beg to differ. Kill one person and the whole place gets burnt to the ground but yet still every day the American statistics get added to and you have nothing but talk.

 

[Caca-faat]

Nobody in America talks like this

Yes they do, all Americans sound like that, like your about to hop off a horse any minute. I guess the burgers you eat for breakfast lunch and dinner every day is increasing the fat deposits around your vocal cords.

 

[Fillerguy]

You hurt their feelings

 

[Texasboy281]

Slick Rick would like to have a word with y'all.

 

[Coco Loco]

Sir Bullet Tooth!