He Gotta Retire From MMA After This

[Voice of Reason]

 

[Goat poster]

This isn't MMA

It's the worlds biggest Grappling competition

 

[Heafcliffe]

Oh nah, b.

 

[Gwoppo]

@Louisville Slugz add this one to OP




It’s called the spladle

 

[mag357]

There’s a reason militaries now and throughout history prioritize grappling over striking, it builts better conditioning, physicality and toughness then pure striking.



This passing sequence was mango doe







Yeah bro was doing a stack pass, usually from there you put your foot or shin on one calf and then start a smash pass or even a back take but breh decides to spread the goose and bring the eggs home early it seems

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Yea, Im sure I've definitely seen it before.
I thought y'all lean ur shin on their inner thigh or some sht.
I guess it's the same affect

Never seen it take so long tho
This was very .....
Intimate

Side note... I use to have to officiate these things. I ain't know what da fck I was doing

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Folded like a pretzel bussy tooted up in the air is CRAZY

He literally had that man stretched WIDE T.F. open

 

[ThatTruth777]

mans gonna be having nightmares of that day for years to come

 

[DetroitEWarren]

This is why MMA is trash. Why even let that play out? fans are entertained by that? Have the ref break it up and get back to fighting.

What if the ref is gay too .

Tag team fakkitry

 

[Phitz]

No clicks

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Created a new .meaning for rubber guard........

 

[O.T.I.S.]

What dis move called again



Buddy was mad comfortable… didn’t even try to get into a different position


And homeboy didn’t even bother to change the position either

 

[Koapa]

JESUS CHRIST!!!


This nikka gonna have carpet burns on his upper back.

 

[Lord_nikon]

What dis move called again



Buddy was mad comfortable… didn’t even try to get into a different position


And homeboy didn’t even bother to change the position either

Viennese Oyster Position had that boy guts open​

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

i bet the guy on top told the other guy Wrestling being gay was a myth



Seriously dude on the bottom to limber and compliant for this to have just happened to him

Wait is this where they get the term top and bottom from

Tra Rags is GOAT

 

[Mowgli]

Thats not a taught technique in any book ive seen. That's out his personal manual