HBO's "Ballers" Season 1 Thread; Produced by The Rock & Mark Wahlberg

[Jaylen Tatum]

Zashia Santiago brehs

Model Zashia Santiago pled guilty in 2013 to one count of felony possession of 15 or more unauthorized access devices after she copped to swiping 20 hospital patient’s names, dates of birth, social security numbers and addresses.

Santiago’s boss at Baptist Health System called the feds on her after she got caught with a list of patient’s private information, according court documents filed in U.S. District Court. Santiago admitted to a federal agent that she stole her patient’s information in order to give it a man, Cristobal Puig, who was going to file fake tax returns with them. Santiago said Puig promised her $200 to $500 per patient once the tax money came through.

 

[Kid McNamara]

Stop jacking my posts.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

That one bytch tempting car salesman boy is ridiculously bad. Wifey would understand cheating on her for some puss like that

 

[TheNig]

Can't wait until they set Reggie and Vern straight. I knew these pictures would come back to kick him in his ass.

 

[daemonova]

Stop jacking my posts.

you posted some concert i posted the actual video from the actual Vevo page, i didn't see your shiet because I was asleep at 3'o clock in the morning, get over yourself

 

[RiffRaff]

I consider myself faithful.......





But fukk it I'm smashing, nutting raw, paying for the baby etc. and if my wife finds out I'm going to spin it like it was her fault for why I did it.

Anyone got a name, her and Safaree's new chick are not the same person brehs.

 

[Roid Jones]

I want to stomp out Reggie and Vernon so bad, one is a snake the other is an imbecile

You don't treat a Ferrari like that, no more peace talks and i'm banging his mama in his bed

Zashia Santiago :damn 1:

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Vernon about to let reggie fukk his money up

We can all see it

he already fukked his money up, its why rock gave im the 300k

 

[Kid McNamara]

you posted some concert i posted the actual video from the actual Vevo page, i didn't see your shiet because I was asleep at 3'o clock in the morning, get over yourself

It was obviously a joke, sensitive ass Reggie type nikka here.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Rob is having the time of his life. He must have had it in his deal where he is just around bad ass bytches all day.

that's a contract we all need in life.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Guys it is not zashia santiago in this episode. We need to find the real chick asap.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

reggie is such an a$$hole, and vernon is not only coming across as too nice, but dumb as a box of bricks....like really breh, dude is playing a real life game of "reggie says". and the glimpse from next week, vernon about to be playing for the league minimum

denzel's son needs to work on his comedic timing, dudes plotline has been pretty light hearted, but it just doesn't make me laugh, he just doesn't have the comedic flare

charles, breh....don't do it. fool gonna end up getting her pregnant before his wife

 

[R=G]

Just watched it..that limit I often referred to in accordance to Spence? He's there...why is Vern so stupid and basically letting Reggie talk for him more than his father or mother did? Lol...he's extremely stupid.

Dude about to bang that Miami money hungry harlot...fukk the wife

And you can bang a mother or twin sisters without knowing but you don't EVER touch a real nygga's car

 

[R=G]

Bros I really love this show. The writers strike a good balance between being serious and not taking themselves too seriously. The humor is good now that we're attached to story lines. And the pacing is good as well.

With that said - I'MA fukk THAT fukk nikka REGGIE UP! How you gonna turn your nose up at 40 million? But low key, one thing we didn't notice out of that scene, is that reggies persistence actually got them a better deal than what Spence and the other agent had originally offered. But as the song goes "you gotta know when to fold up…gotta know when to walk away..and when to run"

It's the old Pablo Escobar "I told u so" story/lesson...You gotta KNOW that no matter how big u get in this world, you can get too big for your britches.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Charles green noooooooooo
Be a family man breh
(I totally understand)