Hawk Tuah Girl, explained by straight dudes

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

welp she’s about to lose majority of her fans now.

She just gained one

 

[Illuminatos]

Not that surprising. I just watched the OG video and her friend gave her number to the breh doing the interview.

 

[bnew]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

This was dumb, she should've simply said she doesn't want to disclose her politics.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I'm gonna go full coli breh here but I wouldn't be surprised if this chick was set up to go viral (don't want to use the "plant" term but that's generally what we'd call it in music)

I noticed this chick was signed by UTA "after" this video went viral. It's possible agents are looking around tiktok but this chick and the one who made that stupid ass "looking for a guy in finance" song (also got signed by a large talent agency "after" she went viral) I'm beginning to wonder if these agencies are positioning some of these chicks to go viral.

Can't say for sure if this chick is in particular, but this shyt was so basic and dumb to go this viral. I mean it was sort of a funny comment but I'm just not getting why so many people lost their minds over it. I wonder if they had people making reactions to it and helping it get into the algorithm and shyt like that.

It wouldn't surprise me as these sleazy agents are getting into the social media game.

Very coli bro post.

 

[concise]

Something something sexyy red

coochie pink & bootyhole brown hawk tuah

 

[Dorian Breh]

understandably brehs not reading the article but its mostly about "internet pockets"

like everyone on the coli know kevin samuels

but in the real world most people dont know about that dead gay goofy

 

[Depreciating Asset]

Wrote a whole dissertation

Well actually if AI ain't writing your articles at this point, you lawst. Probably took 15 minutes

 

[High Art]

Very coli bro post.

We need a thread where we turn EVERYTHING in a conspiracy theory. The crazier, the better.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Watering the joke to Bolivian. What's known doesn't need to be explained.

 

[BaggerofTea]

This was dumb, she should've simply said she doesn't want to disclose her politics.

how to say you are a cac without saying you are a cac

 

[RamsayBolton]

This was dumb, she should've simply said she doesn't want to disclose her politics.

this is wild for a black person to say

she should have pretended to support or be neutral on a white supremacist to get money?

 

[froggle]

this is more and more reason for me to log off. Imagine how much time I am wasting caring about hawk tuah

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

This was dumb, she should've simply said she doesn't want to disclose her politics.

Yeah we see how you get down

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Well actually if AI ain't writing your articles at this point, you lawst. Probably took 15 minutes