Having to take a shyt before u hit the gym unnapreciation

[Beerus]

nikka like everyfukking time I go to the gym I gotta take a shyt before.
Even gotten to the point that I take a shyt at work(2 hours before I leave my job) but as soon as I get into the gym my stomach starts acting up. I mean I could hold it, but I ain't tryna risk that while im doing some hard reps and have that shyt just fall out and roll down my leg

 

[Black Ball]

My body is naturally geared for me to have to go as soon as I arrive at the gym. Every single day without fail. If I miss the gym for 2 days, I won't even have to go, but as soon as I show back up again my bowels start talking to me.

 

[The ADD]

Crazy talk, getting rid of that waste makes lifting better

 

[Black Ball]

Crazy talk, getting rid of that waste makes lifting better

Well I actually appreciate it myself, a nikka be feeling great. I just find the physiology of it all to be strange. Like it don't matter what time I go, my bowels know that I have just arrived at the gym and shortly I will need to handle my business.

 

[GoPro]

I hope you fukkers are wiping your asses thoroughly before using the equipment. You ol shytty bastids

 

[Spliff]

Sounds natural.

It's when I don't get the urge that I know somethings wrong with my digestive system.

 

[patscorpio]

I do it all the time...I like to go into a workout feelin lighter..before I leave the office...I make it do what it do

 

[The ADD]

Sounds natural.

It's when I don't get the urge that I know somethings wrong with my digestive system.

Sitting around looking at my stomach like "We aint leaving for the gym until you get right sir"

 

[beenz]

as a runner, I know this feeling. nothing worse than as soon as u get outside, that u notice you have to take a shyt

I try to go before I leave, but it still happens. I usually start my run around the univ of chicago campus, so I have mapped all the clean accessible bathrooms along the way for when that feeling comes.

 

[BlackAchilles]

I never like to work out until after I've gotten that out the way ...

 

[Just Rod]

I make sure I drop that load off before I leave the house. Them gym bathrooms be dirty as shyt

 

[semtex]

you better shyt before you deadlift. Doodoos be coming outta nowhere when u grinding out those reps.

 

[NatiboyB]

I work out at 0400 and always have to take a poop before I leave at 0330...Why is that...I guess I rather work out on an empty stomach...Just invest in some baby wipes and baby powder breh.

 

[LimitedEdition]

Ever erun a half marathon and have to take a poop at mile 3 AND mile 6?

 

[KOOL-AID]

Ever erun a half marathon and have to take a poop at mile 3 AND mile 6?

umm no, but what happened to u at those intervals?