Having a chic tell you she available after you done jackoff unappreciation

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Got a text of a latin milf jumpoff I haven't fukked yet while I was bussin' my nut. I even told her what happened but I still fukked her for an hour :manny:
 

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:what: This is a problem?

1 nut is never enough.

If it takes longer, that's her problem :takedat:
 

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My ex did this to me recently. Home alone...on a weekday...ain't nobody doing shyt...its getting late. So I start watching some porn..then damn :datazz: I

bust. Chick calls me up no less then 2 minutes after I buss talking bout she wanna come over fukk. :yeshrug: couldn't say no...she didn't even wanna fukk,

she just wanted to suck ya boy off...Had me thinking bout Megan Fox, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel....my boys girlfriends :steviej: just to get that nut out.

:whew: But somehow she got it.

:mjpls:


:lolbron:
 

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This is a real azz thread. Bustin 1 on your own can save u gas, money, time, drivin far to a bytches house, havin bulshhyt convo with a bytch u really ain't feelin and dealin with any unecessary BS. As stated before, rubbin 1 out can even sometimes can save your life

I remember bein in HS and even times after puttin myself in dangerous azz positions in order to get sme puzzy. This one bytch I used to fucc with stayed not in the Jects, but a block away. I literally rode down her block and nyggaz was lookin all in my whip at 1am, had me lowkey shook. I was noid parkin my car outside the bytches house thinkin that nyggaz were gonna break in or kick the door in. I held my own tho:whew:
 

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Thats why i stopped jacking it brehs, when i have a girlfriend i gotta stay away from the porn or else i literally will never be assed to go and see her.
 

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The thing I hate worse is holding off on the nut thinking you gone get some. Having her roll through and then her bullshytting and you don't end up hitting.
 

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The thing I hate worse is holding off on the nut thinking you gone get some. Having her roll through and then her bullshytting and you don't end up hitting.

shyt nikka this is a sin for a bytch to do this to a nikka. I drove all the way from NJ to Pittsburg for some p*ssy when I should have jacked off. Ended up sending money on tolls/gas, and hotel room then having the chic tell me she on her period and can only stick the head in cause she had a tampon inserted and it would be messy:beli:
 

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Been hitting this chic up all night telling this bytch imma fill her up when I see her etc etc, then she telling me she cant wait etc then she tell me she got classes and work so she wont be available. After waking up horny I decide to jackoff since shorty busy and the moment i nut I get a text "GM I may be available later". After busting a nut a woman becomes second thought and
The funny thing would be to text back, "I already beat off."
 

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shyt nikka this is a sin for a bytch to do this to a nikka. I drove all the way from NJ to Pittsburg for some p*ssy when I should have jacked off. Ended up sending money on tolls/gas, and hotel room then having the chic tell me she on her period and can only stick the head in cause she had a tampon inserted and it would be messy:beli:

thats what anal is for :ufdup:
 

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this is why i only jerk it at night b4 bed i learned that a longgg time ago


a bytch might see a video of trey songz get horny on the fly and hit u up ohword
 

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its a blessing and a curse.
Cuz after you nut you realize how dealing w/ the broad wouldnt have been worth it...and then you get happy cuz now you can sit up and do your thing, and not deal w/ the broad. Nothing worse than fukin, then having the broad lay up under you for a minute...all youre thinking is "dam, its time for this broad to go!".
 
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After busting a nut a woman becomes second thought and :trash:

On the flipside i bet you felt better that you took care of it and were already at home and not at her place having to go thru the motions of getting up outta there IMMEDIATELY after bussin...

I always got this regret right after i buss like cot dayum now i gotta try not to hurt her feelings and bounce...

post nut's be having you look at a bytch different


The thing I hate worse is holding off on the nut thinking you gone get some. Having her roll through and then her bullshytting and you don't end up hitting.

:wow::lawd:

Too much realness!
 
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