Have you ever smashed a chick in the theatres?

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Have yall smashed in the theatre before? in high school the white girls would always love going to the movies idk y (esp this 1 chick i dated and this other girl in particuliar).

I never smashed in the actual movie room but i did get head. I would always go directly to the the last 2 or 3 rows to sit when i watched movies cuz i knew something was goin down lol. I dont think anyone ever seen. I wanted to smash bad as fukk once tho so i took homegirl to the bathroom and we fukked in the stall.

Have yall ever broke a bytch during a movie in the theatre room? that would be G as fukk lol.

Now adays tho when i go to movies i want to watch the shyt and i dont like being disturbed. like shutup bytch i wanna watch da fukin movie. And plus its so expensive i dont wanna waste my money
maaaaaaaaaaan there was this chick i went to the movies with... would not stop fukking talking

i wanted to smack the shyt out of her... i'm spending damn near 25 in tickets and another 30 for food for you to talk and make me miss important plot points... we coulda ordered pizza and watched netflix










but yea... smashed a girl in hs in the theater... she was a freak... it was mostly empty, she pulled me on the floor (why didn't she just sit in my lap) and we fukked right in the isle... was only like 5 people in there

never did it as a grown man.... nasty ass floors, somebody telling... and you never see empty theaters anymore (i don't go to the movies during the weeks of summer at 1pm anymore)

wasn't all that exciting actually
 

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You go in the middle of the week during lunch hours while people are at work. And you go see some bullshyt that the pink toes would only see on the weekends like.... Charlie's Angels 5...
:shaq:

I see :obama:
 

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twice but catching the head is mandatory

if I ever take a bytch to tge movies and dont get the head I gotta delete her out my phone
 

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How does anyone get away with this :ohhh:
ive always wondered this.

even if the theater is empty there are usually workers walking in and out checking

I guess some people just dont care :yeshrug:

during high school I was with a freaky chick, id finger her during movies but thats easy to get away with.

Ive only fukked in a public place once and that was a family bathroom at the mall
 

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Too many damn times. My ex did reverse cowgirl. Fingered her too many times and got handjobs from her. I went down on her once in one. Hell I remember us in one theatre with the arm rests that lift up getting it in from a spooning position in a completely crowded theater. Had to move slow as shyt on that one to keep from being obvious.

The craziest had to be going to the movies with this girl's brother. it was Friday After Next so it's been a long ass time ago. So me and her are on the last row and her brother is two rows up. Shorty is doming me up close to the end of the movie. My hands were hurting from gripping the arm rest trying not to make any noise cause she was killing it. I'm finishing up right as the credits start to roll and she swallowing every drop. I damn near passed out from that shyt being so good.
 

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Yes. My ex and I went to see Hotel Translvania because we knew it would be empty and she reverse cowgirled me until i bust all over the floor. I was tearing it up too. To this day thats the only time ive seen that movie
 
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