Have you ever laid in your hotel bed and then...

[Bart simpson]

You start thinking...

how many people skeeted in these sheets,

...or how many porn scenes were filmed in this room.
If these walls could talk they would scream the entire time...

Edit: pics for effect

 

[Paper Boi]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

 

[puppetmaster]

man

 

[AquaCityBoy]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

. The top of the bed is where all the nut is.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

The comforters get washed less often than the sheets. Do you think folks really get under the covers when they come just for sex?

 

[Super Ramon]

That’s why I always sleep in the chair

 

[JQ Legend]

If these walls could talk they would scream the entire time...

fukkin @ the image of the walls going

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

No no no brolo

DEFINITELY want under the bed....the comforters rarely ever get properly washed.

I'm up in a hotel right now and I request new cleaned sheets every damn day and don't even mess with that comforter.

 

[MidniteJay]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

. The top of the bed is where all the nut is.

:futurewhy:

 

[Paper Boi]

. The top of the bed is where all the nut is.

The comforters get washed less often than the sheets. Do you think folks really get under the covers when they come just for sex?

yall worried bout sex, i'm worried bout bed bugs.



never let your luggage touch the floors either.

 

[null]

Recycled rubber/plastic is EVERYWHERE brehs... Better NOT to think about it.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

can’t sleep in hotels myself

years ago we slept in this hotel room

wake up in the middle of the night and a few of them b*stards biting the shyt out of me and my bm

we left most of our clothes there, raised absolute hell on the clerk there, got our money back and bounced

yall worried bout sex, i'm worried bout bed bugs.

 

[Mr. Negative]

they wash comforters like once every 3-6 months. And that's only if it "looks" like they need it.

yall worried bout sex, i'm worried bout bed bugs.



never let your luggage touch the floors either.

if you go in a room and the bed got a headboard?

Pull it away from the wall a little bit.

I dare you.

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Hotels are definitely something you don't want do too cheap.

Back in the day, took this braud to a cheap hotel near a truck stop on i10
Iirc, shyt was like 24.99 circa 2008. Damn sure wasnt gone get in the sheets, looking for a place to get lit and hit, watch some tv
This place was a pit tho, and they wasnt even trying to hide it. Carpets all fukked up in the lobby, table in the room scratched and marked up. Beat that p*ssy, smoking/drinking afterwards bytch sat in the chair in the room and broke out in hives on her arms. i remember them chair arms covered in built up grime
Slept with the hoodie on on top that comforter

 

[Silkk]

fukk hotels, main reason I don't like traveling

But if I must I ALWAYS bring my own blanket to cover/wrap up in. fukk That