Have you ever had your ass shaved at a barbershop?

[Fill Collins]

No I do it myself, at home

 

[Diddly Drogba]

Damn
On the Coli theres believers of Jesus, wanna make you bleed, it's egregious
Shoulda had your fetus deleted, but the parents skeet is completed

Gun game iffy
I stay with the blicky
When the shots go off you'll scream WOAH Vicky

 

[Lord_nikon]

Hope they sanitize those clippers 3 times

 

[Tres Leches]

This is illegal in Harlem

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

This is a Babylon thing...

 

[Black Panther]

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Get your assh-ole taped up, breh

This bill just passed in Harlem

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Imagine going to the barber and looking straight dead in his brownish or greenish eyes going:

"aye fam, I want a dark fade, round back, and a shape up"

Barber: "say no mo..."

*belt buckles chingling*

Barber:

 

[Guile]

no crack?

 

[ConPHIdential]

I honestly have to block your bytch ass for making a post like this. Who wants to start there week off like this you sick faq

Man I am crying.

 

[2stainz]

Did he also get lined up? streets wanna know

 

[Dont@Me]

"Can I get today's special?

"

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[boogers]

 

[maxamusa]

I live out in the suburbs now. The barbershop I take my kids 2 is nice but its such a different vybe.

If this was even requested in the barbershops I went to coming up it woulda got ugly