Have you ever had to fake busting a nut with a female, brehs?

[R.O. Double]

Faked it with my ex once. She got her's and was getting tired and told me to hurry up and finish. I got mad and lost my cconcentration becuz before she said that I was close to it. After she said it, I didn't care bout getting it, I was ready to go. So I faked it. When I think back on it, I'm sure she probably knew I was faking becuz I over sold it. Damn near Lex Steele levels to how much I over sold it.

 

[MicIsGod]

Faked it with my ex once. She got her's and was getting tired and told me to hurry up and finish. I got mad and lost my cconcentration becuz before she said that I was close to it. After she said it, I didn't care bout getting it, I was ready to go. So I faked it. When I think back on it, I'm sure she probably knew I was faking becuz I over sold it. Damn near Lex Steele levels to how much I over sold it.

Lmaooooooooo

 

[Fervid]

What's the point? Just tell her you can't get there right now.

 

[61 Corpses]

Faked it with my ex once. She got her's and was getting tired and told me to hurry up and finish.

It happens to the best of us breh

 

[SoulController]

yea, it was a long time friend who had always wanted a go at the kid

after a kid, and years of warfare thats shyt was so loose. she treated me so good as a kid (friends older sis) that i just wanted her to feel cool about it. but she kept askin why i couldnt come, and it kept pissin me off

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

I have just for jokes thougj. Shell come mad times. I'll fake nut.

Be like PSYCH

Just to keep going for another ten minutes when she thinks I'm done

 

[MoneyBags]

a few times, those late night drunk sex occasions where you been fukking for like 2 hours and can't bust...get close and she moves her arm and totally throws you off/messes your concentration up...just make my dikk head pulsate in the condom and go through the motions and no one is the wiser.

 

[JayYoung713]

yep I've had to fake it in the past

 

[intruder]

I have.

Sometimes when you already busted one nut and keep fukking the 2nd nut just wont come thru. Rather than wear yourself our after an elusive nut just fake it and take a break before you get a heart attack.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

I aint faking shyt, Its a woman's job to make you nut. It you can't bust one its her fault. I'm not gonna pretend just to make her feel good, she needs to know she aint cutting the mustard and step her game up.

so is it your fault when she cant?

 

[Nintendough]

so is it your fault when she cant?

Yes it would be, If pleasing a woman was a weakness for me. Fortunately it isn't.



#NoClitLeftBehind

 

[Sad Bunny]

yea, it was a long time friend who had always wanted a go at the kid

after a kid, and years of warfare thats shyt was so loose. she treated me so good as a kid (friends older sis) that i just wanted her to feel cool about it. but she kept askin why i couldnt come, and it kept pissin me off

do whores or women who've had lots of partners really have looser p*ssy?

 

[61 Corpses]

do whores or women who've had lots of partners really have looser p*ssy?

 

[SoulController]

do whores or women who've had lots of partners really have looser p*ssy?

night and day, the kid was already like 7 i think she just had a huge overworked puss

 

[Sad Bunny]

night and day, the kid was already like 7 i think she just had a huge overworked puss

i did mad research

i heard its not scientifically possible brehs