Back when I was in middle school, I "acquired" some blank report cards. When I got to high school, I started skipping school and my grades dropped. I knew if I showed my mom my report card, I would get my ass beat. I took one of the blank report cards I found and pulled out her old type writer. I made a new report card that didn't have any absences and boosted my grades a bit. My mom was happy and took me out to red lobster after I showed it to her.
I probably could have got away with it if I started going to class after that. I kept skipping school and one of the teachers called my house. They started talking about my performance and eventually my grades came up. I'm sure you can guess how this story ends.
