Have you ever been catfished by a big girl because she only take above the neck pictures and that angle 📐 be honest we all friends here 👀

[Gloxina]

Yes I looked for it actually.

Bbws allow you an extra pillow and a place to sleep at night.
No matter what will keep you fed.

Tell you how handsome and amazing you are

And let you play 2k all day if you want

I always tell them you don't gotta hide yo body from me. That's when they really put out heavy. I be getting that catfish fried with the sauce on the side. Sandwiches made for no reason. Extra servings of pie.

The good life

Regular sized women don't work hard enough and always got excuses for everything. Then have these things called "expectations" or something...I told them expect the unexpected then disappeared like nightcrawler

Nikka

 

[KillerPups]

Happened one time. I was tight. There was this actual paag working as a host. Openly flirting asked me to leave a credit card to hold a table. I said where to swipe. She said u seen tip drill??




Sometimes a L turn into a W

 

[Red11]

I used to play World of Warcraft.

Met this female with the silkiest butter voice and ran out and bought a mic the same day just to talk to her.

We campaigned and chatted for hours and hours. Days on end. Her s/n was Candycanes. The avatars could dance and even strip down to their undies and she would have her character do a strip tease for me a few times.

Got the digits and had some very satisfying phone sex.. this was fairly early internet SOHH I was cybering and shyt like for the first time.

Eventually I got around to asking for pics. Like a dummy. I did all that BEFORE I got the pic.

And WHOA BOI she was an BBBW. I learned rule number one of internet dating. Always get the pics first. Ideally a live video chat.

LOL all the WOW hotties in 2004... I was just talking to someone that was the first year computers were cool. Chicks hated computers and games until social media (Myspace) took off. I was IN after those HTML skills added music and a background to the popular chicks page. Man memory lane.

 

[StackorStarve]

Yeah she caught me off guard when I met her but she was mad cool. Went back to her spot smoked some hookah, she had vodka gummies, and the head was immaculate. Chilled with her a couple more times afterwards if we’re being honest

 

[cyndaquil]

Nikka

Anybody can get a bad bytch but getting a bad big bytch is a whole different level

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Got got by the user name.....I like tall women and her user stated she was over 5ft 10.......show I meet her.....restaurants dark as fukk and her pics were old. But as I always say, we had been chatting for a week prior already so that thang that had been simmering was now boiling and the women in my life taught me to dont speak unless i have something good to say and they definitely didn't raise no quitter.......so I marched on.......we had already been vibing........so i marched....after she got naked .......i marched on.......after seeing that big ass left to right incision scar from the lap band procedure i matched on........the legs were tight and long as fukk........the box was above average........I beat with glee and anger and a weird confusion.......we was fukking for a couple of months......no shame

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Yeah she caught me off guard when I met her but she was mad cool. Went back to her spot smoked some hookah, she had vodka gummies, and the head was immaculate. Chilled with her a couple more times afterwards if we’re being honest

Ain't that always how it is though......the vibe really can offset the treachery........ especially if it's genuine........that's how mufukkas end up cuffing......lmao......really be out here giving these women chances

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Never got into the online dating shyt so no

MySpace was like fishing with dynamite for me........I ran up the numbers running through the seven cities.......the RAs knew my face at ODU

 

[StackorStarve]

Ain't that always how it is though......the vibe really can offset the treachery........ especially if it's genuine........that's how mufukkas end up cuffing......lmao......really be out here giving these women chances

That’s exactly how it happens. On the flip side I’ve met some legit model looking women that were boring or just annoying and I couldn’t wait to get away from them

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

I've been catfished so many times I thought about opening a seafood restaurant.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Never.

I love big girls anyway but I always talked em up enough to where they'd send good pics.

The neck up ones usually looked better in person than I thought they would. The tricky ones are those that know how to work angles.

 

[TripleAgent]

Nope, I watched the homies get got and laughed. The losers they would pull off the chat line

 

[cyndaquil]

That’s exactly how it happens. On the flip side I’ve met some legit model looking women that were boring or just annoying and I couldn’t wait to get away from them

Need a bad big bytch
Basically Draya but will cook for you and let you stay home and chill and rub ya feet

 

[the cac mamba]

I always tell them you don't gotta hide yo body from me. That's when they really put out heavy. I be getting that catfish fried with the sauce on the side. Sandwiches made for no reason. Extra servings of pie.

 

[-DMP-]

Yup, nothing but selfies, and top down angled pics from the neck up. You might get a pic of them standing side ways with the ass tooted up if they tryna front like they got a shape.