Has @obarth Changed How You Watch Tv Shows?

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

WE NEED SOME SMART ASS nikka ON THE COLI TO MAKE A THREAD CATEGORIZING ALL OF MY nikka @obarth REVIEWS

THE NATURE BOY BE IN TEARS READING THIS shyt

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Tryna make Obrath mainstream

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Dude randomly dropped a review for the MollyWatr thread

Link that shyt up breh

 

[obarth]

Dude name dropped CZW.

@DaylitoJames

If only Obarth did Sons of Anarchy.

I need to catch up. I only saw the first episode of this season

 

[Shogun]

I'll never forget when dude said "Finn did that, so hopefully we wont have to go through that"

Obarth is a knicks fan?

 

[kingdarius]

he hasnt changed the way i watch shows but he got me anticipating them reviews ....dude throws the silliest shyt on that smilie ....i still cant get over the witch hat on that smilie....as soon as i see it i instantly

 

[pickles]

I know I mentioned this before, but @obarth is the reason I officially joined thecoli, before I would just lurk.
I wanted to be able to search for his old reviews
I read two of his Game of thrones reviews on the net before I was after I read them.

haven't seen a Stark take so many Ls since my ***** Tony in Ironman 3, brehs. I haven't seen Starks fukk up like this since John Starks defending Reggie Miller, my dudes. [Otacon]Robb what's wrong? Robb...Roooooooobbbb bbb!!!!!

[/Otacon] Starkset caught that potent work this episode. I'm Targset to the death of me but I always had a soft spot for the Wolfpack. But this L can't go ignored. Even Nas is calling Robb a fukk ***** after that episode, heh. If I'm Robb I'm noticing something's off the second my dude Walder Frey is handing out those struggle biscuits with salt in the beginning. You the King of the North and you getting these horrendous hors d'oeuvres?

If I'm the king, wearing the finest chinchilla furs (and I was four when I first touched it) rolling into the Twins with the set I'm expecting the finest caviar and some shrimp cocktails, heh. This ***** is feeding you stale biscuits and they ain't even the cheddar ones from Red Lobster? That's setting off alarms early. Then Walder struts out his daughters to show Robb what he missed out on, heh. I've seen prettier extras on The Walking Dead, my dudes

I saw a little of Edmure Winslow's soul leave his body at dem prospects. Walder's creep game was over 9000 when he saw Talisa, heh. Told her to get close so he could get a whiff of that potent marination. Peeped those curves even though she had on three layers. Asked her what that mouth do, doe?

This fukk ***** Robb just stood there with his soul burning slow, heh. That wedding scene was jokes though. Edmure got the only Frey daughter that didn't have Down's Syndrome, heh. Then a gang of busted hoes was tryna give my ***** the Blackfish those fukk me eyes. My dude had no intention of tryna get those digits at the reception

That reception was live though. That chubby chaser Roose talmbout how he came up on some money from his new wedding,heh. The band playing some dope Westerosi trap music on those lutes

Blackfish getting faded off that Hennesy Pure White and leaving to break the seal outside, heh. That bedding ceremony hit and Edmure was probably upstairs busting Scary Movie nuts in that fine young pawg while his fam was downstairs getting gunned up and clapped quick, heh. Where'd Walder book a band that can play slow jams and bust arrows like Robin Hood in his college years, doe? Do those ****** do bar mitzvahs? They did my girl Talisa wrong, brehs. Straight up said "Stab wounds across the belly, I prove you lost already", heh. They didn't have to murk my boy Grey Wind, though

Thankfully all dogs go to heaven. Clearly Cat wasn't aware Walder was one of the founding fathers of the Hard on Hos coalition,heh. He just wifes these hos up to get them pregnant and collect that tax money. Bridge tolls alone ain't paying those bills, heh. ****** tryna kill my old ho, made Frey say, ok I'll get another ho. And what kinda regards was Roose deliviering, doe?

Normal ****** send a card or maybe one of those edible arrangements. This dude's just stabbing ******. Robb got that Paul Pierce treatment. Cat was dead before dude opened her up like Dr. House. Stark Industries stock is at an all time low right now, brehs. I never thought I'd say this, but I might could have to change the name to laninnisters instead of Lannisters, brehs

These ****** got the juice in Westeros. Getting other cats to kill your enemy for you. That's some boss shyt.

I'm not done yet, doe. I would say Gilly is dumber than a box of rocks but I don't want to insult my sedimentary, igneous and metamorphic ****** out chea in the Seven Kingdoms. bytch is gassing up that fukk ***** Sam just cause he got a Kindle for his last birthday and threw the Hunger Games, 50 Shades of Grey and some other books on there. That don't make him no wizard

Gandalf would spit in that *****'s face and tell him he most def shall not pass. Harry Potter would toss him in the bushes if they ever crossed paths in a Hogwarts hallway. That ***** behind the curtain in OZ would have that yellow brick road covered with Sam's blood if he fukked around and didn't realize he wasn't in Westeros anymore

These other sets getting murked at weddings, but #Targset just keeps the conglomerate growing

Dany funna run the city like Diddy. Sending Jorah for some cheesecake while she gets it in with my Daario. Naharis' mack game is something to behold, brehs. He's got Dany wide open, right now. It was a wrap once he got the Grey Worm seal of approval

That ***** Jorah's J. Cole status watching Trey snatch up his girl and all he can do is sprinkle some sand and try to keep it together. My ****** Daario and Grey Weezy were putting in work against those Yunkish foot soldiers. Those ****** were falling left and right like the putty patrol from Power Rangers. Jorah caught some bodies but his sword work bland as hell. Offbrand Jason Statham in the face *****. The Hound is a wild *****. How you gonna stop and help that old dude fix his transmission and then jack him for his cart, doe?

He jacked him like Shaq shooting a three, "Man, get out your Range". Old dude should have asked for an estimate first. Probably knew that cart wasn't gonna pass inspection

I didn't even realize the Hound was from the south. Ol Bama ass ***** eating those pig feets. I was waiting for him to say "I ate the bones!?" My ***** Hodor needs a thunder buddy bad, brehs. The enemy's outside and you getting your Hodor on mad loud and shyt. This dude Bran is a certified demon, brehs. His eyes did the white version of Uncle Charlie in the Crossroads video. We possessing ****** now, Bran?

Am I the only one who noticed Hodor was still knocked out later on that night? Bran gave him that mental Xanax. Who this dude Rickon think he is talking and shyt this episode. Shut the fukk up lil *****

My dude Jon Snow showed he was a real goon this episode. Killed that little bytch that was tryna cut him loose on the wall and straight dipped on Ygritte with the weakness. He don't luh dem hos. He had Ygritte gassed up telling her he was funna buy her dresses and take her to Winterfell and shyt. She should've known he was a no good ***** tryna smash. He didn't even take a look back when he hopped on that Dodge mustang (with the hemi engine) and got his Vin Diesel on down the road

I feel like if we don't catalog all this work, they will be gone.


@obarth my nikka, it appears you have a lot of fans on the net, from various forums who lurk waiting for your reviews.

 

[bangbreh]

if he/or she reviewed sons of anarchy tho

 

[marcuz]

i wish i knew obarth during the run of LOST

 

[muzikfrk75]

i wish i knew obarth during the run of LOST

Or 24

 

[AkaDemiK]

coughed up a few lungs to his custom smileys...salute to Obarth

 

[obarth]

if he/or she reviewed sons of anarchy tho

I'm still catching up to this season, nikka

 

[Sincere Noble]

Anticipating obarth reviews in the Game Of Thrones thread was an event of its own
The way he masterfully sprinkled his joints with hiphop references

Yup. And you knew the review was coming shortly because the @obarth would start handing out the daps left and right.

Had a nikka like when this nikka gon' drop this piff so I can breath easy.

I tha gawd on all his work.

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

No mother fukking doubt it's changed the way i watch shows now. I don't know what i'm hyped for more. The show tonight or to see his reviews. I'm gonna catch myself watching certain parts and thinking at what can come about in the scene for his review. Too bad I just now caught on to these reviews the last two homeland shows.


I wish there was a way we can gather up all his reviews and put them in one thread. It aint the same feeling as reading them shyts a day or two after you watched the show cuz it feels like you living that review with the GOD but them older shyts still b having me dying and wanting to go back and re-watch the episodes. that dude for real.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

literally NOTHING beats @obarth in the GOT thread