Has anyone tried the shaq soda?

[Ego Noir]

The strawberry is

But the vanilla and blueberry joint is

It's decent, but has the taste of a soda going flat. It needs more fizz.

For $1 though, it works

 

[Non Sequitur]

I'm more concerned about looking like an a$$hole while drinking it, than how it actually tastes. Its called the "Fiji Water Dilemma."