Has anyone ever used a Ouija Board?

Ms.CuriousCat

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a buddy & his gf were foolish enough to conjure sum entity into their apt ... :dahell:

he said shyt would move ... chairz would slide ... lightz would flicker ... :dwillhuh:

& they tolerated it for the longest ... :what:

until they ACTUALLY SAW the muhfukka ... and NOT at night , but in broad daylight ... :picard:

said it wuz like a cloud of smoke and stood 6 ft tall !!!! :damn::damn::damn:

it NEVER engaged them , but would PATROL the apt randomly ... :demonic:

they moved out with the quickness ! :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

it DIDNT follow them , though ... :whew:


:laff::laff::laff:


:dame: Acudubillahi mina sheytani rajiim
 

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never thought I'd hear this name on the Coli :mjlol:
Lmao, when they use to show Bonanza on Tvland and Nick at nite I would fall out every time the they showed Dan in the intro. My dad would be like
:mjgrin:"So you think that shyt funny huh?"
:damn:"The damn curtains were flapping in the wind!!!!!"
I'd be like
:heh:"The window was probably cracked or the air vents made the curtains move"
Then he'd be like
:gucci:"I think know the difference between outside air and wind that whipped up out of nowhere smartass"
Me
:lolbron:"Well that's what you get for playing with shyt you don't understand. You should have called the ghostbusters"
Pops was like
:mjcry:"Turn this shyt off...."
 

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Yeah and it was talking shyt to us :mjlol:threatening us and shyt. We kept laughing until the lights went out and then we left it alone
 
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If you go on Amazon and read reviews for Ouija Boards, you'll see it's not just a huge coincidence. Other sites too. A lot of people had crazy experiences dealing with them, some even try to get rid of the board but it keeps "mysteriously" popping back up until completely destroyed.

I would recommend not messing with it unless you are ready for whatever it may be bring, which could be nothing, or something else :mjpls:it really depends, and you can't predict anything.

I told a friend of mine not to mess with it (this was years after i had messed with one), and he ended up having it tell him that his ex gf who had died in a car accident was there with them and it kept saying it over and over, it's a long story but after that he never touched it again
 

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My nikka if you're considering this, just skip it and play spades, chess, monopoly, uno, something else. :huhldup:

You're supposed to say Goodbye to it for them to leave but when i played with it, it wouldn't....

So i'm like goodbye and it's like NO :hhh:

Before that the thing told me it's name....it was a dead guy named Kevin who died when he was 16....and was talking about how he misses his family...then he started spelling out SATAN over and over :skip:

And talking about how "lonely" it is
 
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My nikka if you're considering this, just skip it and play spades, chess, monopoly, uno, something else. :huhldup:

You're supposed to say Goodbye to it for them to leave but when i played with it, it wouldn't....

So i'm like goodbye and it's like NO :hhh:

Before that the thing told me it's name....it was a dead guy named Kevin who died when he was 16....and was talking about how he misses his family...then he started spelling out SATAN over and over :skip:

And talking about how "lonely" it is
Holy shyt.:huhldup:
 
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Where do these boards come from, like where are they made? I've seen companies like MB games make them but then i assume they arent the real deal.
 

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My nikka if you're considering this, just skip it and play spades, chess, monopoly, uno, something else. :huhldup:

You're supposed to say Goodbye to it for them to leave but when i played with it, it wouldn't....

So i'm like goodbye and it's like NO :hhh:

Before that the thing told me it's name....it was a dead guy named Kevin who died when he was 16....and was talking about how he misses his family...then he started spelling out SATAN over and over :skip:

And talking about how "lonely" it is

you were playing alone? :dwillhuh:
 
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