I remember juking the shyt out of a corner and the QB not passing me the ball. Walking back to the huddle, the QB looks to me and goes "my bad." So then next play comes up I shake the shyt out the corner again, ran an in-route, the QB throws it kind of high, I leap up, make the one-handed grab down the middle ala Mause, everyone
then the safety makes everyone
. I got up real quick like it didn't phase me, but my hip was killing me and didn't catch a pass the rest of the game (we were playing pickup with no pads).
Then playing basketball just earlier this year, this white kid was trying to guard me but his ass kept fouling everyone he was matched with because he had bad footwork/technique. I decided to give him one of those behind the back stepbacks because he was over aggressive and dude went flying, but his head caught me on my upper lip and gave me a cut on the inside of my mouth. It healed after only a couple days though and we never saw those dudes again at the court.