Harden/Dwight are a bootleg straight-to-dvd Malcolm Shabazz flea market version

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I bet he's a lot happier too. Kobe is Teflon don on the Lakers. When the Lakers win, it's all about Kobe and his 7-24 shooting night. When the Lakers lose, it's all about Dwight missing a free throw and not being 100%. No player is going to fukk with a situation where the only time they get shine is when they are being publicly stoned. Especially not a player that is used to being treated like a franchise player.
He ain't getting it any better in Houston. :mjpls:
 
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*does a reenactment of The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert on the curtain rail*
In all seriousness, it's sad how little touch Dwight has around the basket ... it was almost like he was tossing the ball up bear the hoop and hoping for the best :francis:

Last night's game was BRUTAL for :harden:, but I find it hard to be too upset with him considering that the Rockets wouldn't have gotten as far as they did without him :mjcry:
 
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In all seriousness, it's sad how little touch Dwight has around the basket ... it was almost like he was tossing the ball up bear the hoop and hoping for the best :francis:

Last night's game was BRUTAL for :harden:, but I find it hard to be too upset with him considering that the Rockets wouldn't have gotten as far as they did without him :mjcry:
Did you conveniently forget this game? :usure:

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Clippers up 3-2 in the series with homecourt advantage
Clippers up by 19 points with 2:15 left in the 3rd quarter
Harden gets benched and the Rockets outscore the Clippers by 40-15 in the fourth quarter
 

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Did you conveniently forget this game? :usure:

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Clippers up 3-2 in the series with homecourt advantage
Clippers up by 19 points with 2:15 left in the 3rd quarter
Harden gets benched and the Rockets outscore the Clippers by 40-15 in the fourth quarter
On a macro level, obviously :francis:

He had more than a few duds, but by and large, the Rockets' successes this season were due to his play

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On a macro level, obviously :francis:

He had more than a few duds, but by and large, the Rockets' successes this season were due to his play

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over the last three postseasons:

39% shooting
5.9 assists:4.2 turnovers ratio
Most turnovers in a playoff game - 13
WOAT performance as a #1 option in a playoff game - 2-11 (18%), 13 turnovers and 14 points
109.32 on the YBADTAN (You bytch Ass Dolphin-Toothed Ass nikka) metric system
Kelvin Cato > @Soundwave's connect-the-dots hairline > @Soundwave's ashy left little toe > James Harden
 

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over the last three postseasons:

39% shooting
5.9 assists:4.2 turnovers ratio
Most turnovers in a playoff game - 13
WOAT performance as a #1 option in a playoff game - 2-11 (18%), 13 turnovers and 14 points
109.32 on the YBADTAN (You bytch Ass Dolphin-Toothed Ass nikka) metric system
Kelvin Cato > @Soundwave's connect-the-dots hairline > @Soundwave's ashy left little toe > James Harden
Mayne fukk that, I'm at LEAST better than Kelvin Cato :camby:
 

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If another nikka named james did what harden did yall would be on a run similar to 2011 dirk in the playoffs with iokes and negs
 
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