Happy Ether Day 2012 official thread

[genesis09]

I just stole this off another site. Figured I'd drop it here for the festivities.

Not the Father?

Kelis is keeping a secret. The father of her son is former football player Wale Ogunleye not Nasir Jones. After adult freaky tape allegations leaked featuring Kelis and a man other than her husband she decided to become pregnant to save her failing marriage. She though it would take a few months for her to conceive but she was pregnant within a month. She and Ogunleye were having an affair and things happened so quick she was uncertain of the child’s paternity. That’s why she refused to allow Nas into the delivery room and refuses to allow him to visit her son without her or the nanny. Her son has striking features he inherited from his biological father who is of Nigerian decent. She just recently purchased a foreclosure in Glendale California, and is desperately seeking a sponsor. She fears losing another property she has had two foreclosures and two evictions since her divorce. Ogunleye has since upgraded and is now dating Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child.

 

[Consigliere]

The Grinch Who Stole Ether

 

[Muzion]

Happy Ether Day y'all!

 

[up in here]

the funniest thing about it is that jay was stanning a dude about 5 years younger and a couple inches shorter than himself. im not surprised nas aint wanna work with him, he was prolly thinkin "why this old ass dude keep calling my crib?"

 

[up in here]

Im only showing how weak and how much of a lie that diss song was in hindsight when you compare the life of both artists


In history books Ether will be mentioned


But then the careers of Nas and Jay will be mentioned

And the people will see Ether as the biggest joke in history in light of their careers

Will be the best section of music history books



nikka tryna son Hov but see where Hov is now compared to Nas

Its a very funny joke

lmao, when their careers are mentioned their music will also be mentioned. you're a fan of another mans life, we are fans of another mans music. think about that. and speaking of music, one word...








































illmatic

 

[blackslash]

lmao, when their careers are mentioned their music will also be mentioned. you're a fan of another mans life, we are fans of another mans music. think about that. and speaking of music, one word...








































illmatic

But dats the thing...Hov's music has impacted and entertained more people than Nas' has

And thats what I mean

Hov's music is superior and is more critically acclaimed

All u have is ur mere personal opinion which really doesnt mean much when we're talking about impact

so

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

 

[Nintendough]

So brehs when I turn 36 should I take karate classes to work it out and get brolic? Should I wear skinny jeans and timbs 4 months I after saying i'm off timbs?

 

[Wild self]

the funniest thing about it is that jay was stanning a dude about 5 years younger and a couple inches shorter than himself. im not surprised nas aint wanna work with him, he was prolly thinkin "why this old ass dude keep calling my crib?"

How you gonna worship a person younger than you?

Mods, sticky this thread.

 

[General Mills]

From that one thread Enhance your favorite verses with 10 Coli Smileys

I've been fukked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten

Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten

Y'all just piss on me, shyt on me, spit on my grave (uh)

Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face

Y'all some "well wishers," friendly acting, envy hiding snakes

With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?

When these streets keep calling, heard it when I was sleep

That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef

Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo

To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle

This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid

When KRS already made an album called Blueprint

First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big

dikk sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live

flawless use of smileys. cotdam

 

[General Mills]

 

[General Mills]

AYOOOOOOOO!! IM DONE! Yall nikkas are wild!

 

[Rev]

Was December 4, 2001 the worst birthday in Hov's 47 years of life? I always wonder how he spent the day & how bad his day was fukked up when the song dropped.

 

[General Mills]

My first Ether day and I am :wow

I have been playing Ether on repeat all day like it is XMAS eve and I am watching Christmas Story.

 

[Gifted one]

It's a shame none of the other Jay stans ain't riding with @blackslash your brehs left you out to dry homie