Happy birthday to our gawd, our fuhrer, our father.... Kobe Bean Bryant

[Propaganda]

Homo groupie worship thread

A bunch of lames wishing a basketball player happy b day on a meassge board he dont lurk on or post on

I bet 95% of you people were born between 89-95

this is just the way kobe stans roll, man. what do you expect? they all stopped pretending to be laker fans (and heterosexuals) and started biting cantstop's whole steez.

being a fan isn't enough...shyt, even being a stan isn't enough...they have to be straight up caricatures.

 

[Boogaloo Shrimp]

Jokes got these nikkas furious

 

[Panther]

 

[Street Knowledge]

Homo groupie worship thread

A bunch of lames wishing a basketball player happy b day on a meassge board he dont lurk on or post on

I bet 95% of you people were born between 89-95

Says the biggest Jordan groupie on this website

 

[ItzDaKiing]

I bet 95% of you people were born between 89-95

88

 

[No1]

So you can be a federal snitch, rapist, quitter & ball hog and STILL be stanned by thousands of fatherless peons?

Haven't you been paying attention? Who do you think this thread was dedicated too?


Pops was an LA Laker it's in our ancestry

 

[Family Lives Matter]

So you can be a federal snitch, rapist, quitter & ball hog and STILL be stanned by thousands of fatherless peons?

Niccas can't go one thread without talking about Michael Jordan

 

[MoneyTron]

So you can be a federal snitch, rapist, quitter & ball hog and STILL be stanned by thousands of fatherless peons?

Watching NBA games with my dad led me to be a Lakers fan.

He's more of a Magic and Kareem fan though. Can't fault him.

As for the rest of your list, add "one of the greatest basketball players of all time"

Homo groupie worship thread

A bunch of lames wishing a basketball player happy b day on a meassge board he dont lurk on or post on

I bet 95% of you people were born between 89-95

87

 

[-DMP-]

Everybody in here is just joking





















...right?

-DMP-

 

[No1]

Everybody in here is just joking





















...right?

-DMP-

This is real talk. Am I laughing?


Nope.


I don't smile a lot, cuz aint nothing pretty. Got a purple and gold heart from stans wars, and did it while I was sitting.

 

[Hater]

Everybody in here is just joking





















...right?

-DMP-

Nope.

 

[kingofnyc]

disgusting at calling a man our gawd

 

[Sam Peel]

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

*nikkas on my dyck hard*

 

[Lakerman0834]

Homo groupie worship thread

A bunch of lames wishing a basketball player happy b day on a meassge board he dont lurk on or post on

I bet 95% of you people were born between 89-95