Hank Hill, Bill and Boomhauer are some sorry ass home boys

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Fat hillbillies didn't want it with Redcorn :whoo:
Pretty much.

Naw, Hank wasn't shook by John Redcorn. I remember the episode where Redcorn started massaging Peggy Hank straight up told him if you try anything with my wife I'll kick your ass. Dude just wasn't trying to get caught up fighting the next man's battle.
Came on to respond to this but then.....

The fukk he wasn't. When he said that shyt John redcorn let his hair blow in the wind like :yeshrug: and all hank could do was go ":upsetfavre:... i mean it"
Yep! I remember that scene frame by frame. Redcorn was looking all brolic next to Hank's fat hillbilly body and knew he wasn't built for the threats he was making. Him being a man... he had to say something but if it came down to it, Redcorn would have beat the shyt out of him.
 

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redcorn a scumbag-- *hands him blanket filled wit aids*
 

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i never understood why nancy didnt divorce his ass. Dale didnt make money; they barely spoke since he was usually drinking beers with his boys or in the basement doing something crazy, and he was obviously an idiot. Never understood that; divorce that dude and live freely and happily with that indian dude
 

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lets not front like John Redcorn wouldnt put work in on them :rudy:

John Redcorn's peace pipe saved dude's marriage
 

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i never understood why nancy didnt divorce his ass. Dale didnt make money; they barely spoke since he was usually drinking beers with his boys or in the basement doing something crazy, and he was obviously an idiot. Never understood that; divorce that dude and live freely and happily with that indian dude

She loved him
 

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While we are on the subject of King of the Hill, here are some quotes from Stuart Dooley (ol' boy that sounds like Butt-Head) -

(at Bobby's birthday party)
Dooley: (to Bobby) :dry: This party's boring. Everybody hates you.

(later at the party)
Bill: :krs: I'm having fun!
Dooley: :dry: Your wife divorced you.
Bill: :sadcam:

(waiting outside the principal's office with Peggy)
Dooley: :dry: What are you here for?
Peggy: Well, Dooley, a pre-teen girl is like a skinny little tree about to enter the hurricane of adolescence. And, if we don't protect and nurture this little tree, before you know it she'll be bitter and pregnant. For that reason, I'm asking the principal for a new basketball for the girls.
Dooley: :dry: I peed in some kid's locker.
 

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While we are on the subject of King of the Hill, here are some quotes from Stuart Dooley (ol' boy that sounds like Butt-Head) -

(at Bobby's birthday party)
Dooley: (to Bobby) :dry: This party's boring. Everybody hates you.

(later at the party)
Bill: :krs: I'm having fun!
Dooley: :dry: Your wife divorced you.
Bill: :sadcam:

(waiting outside the principal's office with Peggy)
Dooley: :dry: What are you here for?
Peggy: Well, Dooley, a pre-teen girl is like a skinny little tree about to enter the hurricane of adolescence. And, if we don't protect and nurture this little tree, before you know it she'll be bitter and pregnant. For that reason, I'm asking the principal for a new basketball for the girls.
Dooley: :dry: I peed in some kid's locker.

:smugfavre: Dooley was that dude....he stayed dropping stoic ether on people
 

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Fat hillbillies didn't want it with Redcorn :whoo:

The threadstarter is right though them dudes was buddy buddy with John Redcorn too. What makes the situation worse is they allowed the same thing happen to Bill when he was dating that woman a let her move in and found out she was Redcorn's ex she had a teenage daughter the same age as Joseph.

I can understand not wanting to hurt Dale (or Bill that one ep, even though Dale set that up) but you can't be cool with the bul who been blowing your homie's wife's back out that's been ya :myman: since preschool.
 
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