Handsome gang only :pause: getting sexually harassed unappreciation

[hood b. goode]

I went to kendrick's show last week. Sitting in my spot, a cute chick and her man come. She sitting next to me. start asking some dumb questions. I dont really engage

Then I decide I want to be a more social person (plus i popped some edibles earleir). We start talking, shes giggling mad crazy and her BF (?) is staring into space.

Show starts...I glance back over there and theyve switched seats so now the guy is next to me

I was like

 

[Phitz]

It's always old black women and they don't care at all

I used to work with this old lady who asked me if I had drawls on. I said of course why you asking and she said that thang must be big then bc it's hanging low

This other one tried to set me up. Her sister used to sell weed so I went to her house pick up a sack. When I got to the house she said her sister (the one that wanted me) had the weed upstairs in her room. I kept telling her to go get it but she wanted me to go up there. I just told her hit me up when she gets it. Come to find out her sister was upstairs but naked waiting for me.

old pawgs are worse

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[The Mad Titan]

I'm mostly joking lol. I get more play now than I did in my 30's and 20's I actually have no clue why... I'm in worse shape and got a head and face full of greys. Probably because I'm in a relationship and don't care like that about chicks.

 

[Bossino]

Thread is proof that if you're a regular guy, being with a woman long term is almost pointless in contemporary times. Imagine doing right by your regular woman and you catch her doing any of the shyt listed ITT.

Protect yourselves (mental, physical, emotional) at all times #averagegang fellas

 

[SNG]

Got molested by an teenage chick when I was 7.

Made one chick cry when I gave her hug because she had a crush on me in highschool.

nikkaz would hate on me for no reason because one of they chicks as friends would be feeling me.

In Adulthood I have just smashed a chick by just showing a picture. I've legit had women stalk my ass a few times online as a fake profile just to get my attention.

I've had an older women at a club kicked out because she was being too aggressive and had chicks try to save me out of the situation.

I've gotten bitten by a chick on my neck who approached me at a club while her man left to go to the washroom.

My cousins girlfriend damn near jumped on me and started grinding on me and shyt in front of my family and my girl at the time. I just met her that day.

I remember I dropped my homie off to deal with one hood rat ass chick and came in the house to see what was up and then dipped because I was going to a club that night and I heared one of her girls scream out to my homie where's your friend going he don't want his dikk sucked. Didn't even know these chicks.

One time for New Years my homie was dealing with this chick and her friend came along I didn't know her and wasn't really feeling her. So we got a hotel and I was going to go the club with my one friend since it was New Years. This bytch hid my clothes and told me that I wasn't going anywhere and that I was staying with her I was legit wrestling with this bytch to get my shyt back but eventually gave in. It was the worse because this bytch had the worse smelling p*ssy I have ever smelt in my life.

When I was in Dominican when I was walking to my room this one chick seen me in a lobby and she almost flipped over her chair. My homie was laughing so hard because he knows how women can be around me sometime. I ended up using the google text to talk to her later on but I didn't think anything of it she was cute. Anyways I ended up going to the beach and got super drunk and went to my room and passed out. I heared a knock at the door and it was this chick from the lobby and she just literally opened the door grabbed my junk and started making out with me and smashed. She wasn't a prostitute because dominican is big on that she was a student learning to cook at the resort so she was staying ther for the weekend. Handsomegang in Dominican is wild me and my homies met these girls that were from toronto and we had to make them pretend they were our girlfriends so pros would leave us alone.

A few weeks ago I got chopped by one of the temps at my work. Just pulled up on me and asked for my number had to hit her with the
We got a girlfriend now. I think it's worse when you tell a chick that your in a relationship or married then when your single these days.

But yea that ain’t all of it even had nikkaz try and roll up pause

 

[AQz]

Women in relationships. Sometimes with people you causally know trying to throw themselves at you when the opportunity arises.

 

[patscorpio]

oh yeah the infamous story of the head of HR coming on to me during the holiday party at my last job...i mentioned this before but talk about one scenario that i really didnt want to ever be in lol..made for some interesting gossip around the office

 

[010101]

a blessed countenance & dominant stature is all good

your issue isn't being handsome gang

it's the fact you double jacking & are also in dumb p*ssy nikka gang as well

it happens a lot when you been getting doted on your whole existence you don't have to develop other aspects of yourself that allows you to keep people in their place

basically its male bimbo shyte ha

*

 

[Vandelay]

shyt has happened often in my life. Random women grabbing my dikk...had some white chick flat out kiss me in just casual conversation a few years back.

I was at my homies wedding last year, not sure if she was in my homies wedding party or his wife's, but some chick kept following me around and taking my hand and grabbing her throat on some I want you to fukk me like this shyt...in front of everyone mind you. I tried to play it cool, but she did this 3 times no less in front of at least 100 people at random times throughout the night.

 

[humminbird]

I’ve shared my stories before and I’m on mobile so I don’t want to type
But when women give you THAT look you’ll know it when you see it

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I always had older chicks throwing lil innuendos since I was 11...stuff like "I need to put your lil fine azz on lay-away" ..By the time I was 15, they just became outright blatant with it.I remember one time my aunt had a superbowl party.One of her friends just kept hounding me the whole night.If I went to the kitchen, she came to the kitchen.If I moved to the living room, she moved to the living room.Mind you, this chick was 33, and I was only 15.I didn't really have the pedigree yet.Honestly, she wasn't ugly.I was definitely physically attracted to her.I just didn't know how to deal with a grown woman being that sexually aggressive towards me.I started getting a lil jittery, so I decided to step outside the house for a bit.

There was some neighborhood kids playing basketball on a hoop directly across the street from my aunt's house.Perfect escape! Or so I thought.I'm in the middle of shooting a jump shot, and out she comes.Now she's standing by the court just watching me.Long story short, that's when she just started putting it bluntly.Straight up asked me if I had any sexual fantasies I'd like to live out.I was staggered.Couldn't think of anything to say, but then I heard the voice of Tupac come to my head:"I hate to sound sleazy, but tease me;I don't want it if it's that easy" And that's exactly what I told her.She was dumbfounded "WHAT!!?" Guess she thought I was easy prey.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

My job had took pictures of everyone and hung them up. Mine came up missing,and a girl admitted to me she had taken it later. Another girl took pictures of me with her camera phone without my permission. Confessed and sair she liked me later. Then I had a woman look up a debt since she started working at a credit agency. She showed up to my house unnanounced. Obviously the first thought is how creepy some of these things are. But only for a second,theres work to be done

Breh... I feel you on this cause women would see me and be giving me that look whenever I was out and about... and then they would "coincidentally" show up at my job a few days later. (They never showed up at my house cause none of these hoes know where I live)

But it started happening so much that I could bet on it. Saw this girl I've never met in the mall before and she was lowkey checking me out while me and my brother was talking to somebody.

I told my brother, she's gonna come to my job. Watch.

She showed up 2 days later. These hoes was discussing your boy and where to find me

Imagine if they knew where I lived.

 

[africngiant]

brehs no cocky shyt, what does it mean if girls always happen to comment on your pants?

present-day: girls usually stare a lot then get silent when i walk by

im a coc00n that recently cracked cause hoes used to call me ugly/funny looking back in the day.

on the rare occasion i went out recently, one white chick (like a 7) came up and said “you are so beautiful,” but kept walking when i said “what’s up then?” that same night a black chick was throwing azz at me but said she can’t take me serious when we started grinding.

ive had girls just come up to me and tell me to throw my number in their phone but they lose interest when i text them after. im pretty oblivious outside of my lucky catches.

i always get mixed signals and it’s kind of irritating. idk my actual market value. i just ignore them now cause they waste my time.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Nah son. The one that was waiting for me upstairs looked like Keyshia Cole mama