Half Baked turns 20 today

[Devilinurear]

Kenny, how long can you make it in there ?

l don't know. Maybe 5... 6:30

Lol they laughed at him 2.

 

[Kingshango]

"Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister"
"Samson this is Sheila, mama fell"

"SHUT UP bytch!"

"If you dont tell Mr Niceguy to get his Jamaican ass over to my place at 3 o clock tomorrow. Now you DON'T want me to get ugly."

"N-no sir, alright I'll tell him."

"Shhhhet". (Couldn't find a smiliey to perfectly covey Samson facial expression when he said that.)

 

[b. woods]

Sir Smoke-A-Lot: I'M IMPOTENT, MAN!!!

Groupie:

Sir Smoke-A-Lot: GET AWAY FROM ME, bytch!!!!!!! (mushes groupie in the face)

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Whos coming with me?!

 

[b. woods]

when Sir Smoke-A-Lot stole off on his goons during the "Samson Gets Me Lifted" video

 

[ajnapoleon]

"Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister"
"Samson this is Sheila, mama fell"

"SHUT UP bytch!"

"If you dont tell Mr Niceguy to get his Jamaican ass over to my place at 3 o clock tomorrow. Now you DON'T want me to get ugly."

"N-no sir, alright I'll tell him."

"Shhhhet". (Couldn't find a smiliey to perfectly covey Samson facial expression when he said that.)

Samson was soooooooooo disgusted

 

[Danie84]

Thurgood tries to mack on Mary Jane and the fools Go HAM in the backseat

 

[BXKingPin82]

Thurgood tries to mack on Mary Jane and the fools Go HAM in the backseat

"THIS nikka SAID ICE CREAM B!!!!!"

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Still the best stoner movie of this generation.. Pineapple Express tried but fell short.... I've used quotes from this movies so many times just to find out if some of my coworkers or girls I knew smoked. If they got or finished the quote I knew what it was

 

[BXKingPin82]

Still the best stoner movie of this generation.. Pineapple Express tried but fell short.... I've used quotes from this movies so many times just to find out if some of my coworkers or girls I knew smoked. If they got or finished the quote I knew what it was

im pretty sure when i first smoked with my girl i said "JUST SMOKE IT YOOOOO!!"

 

[Reggie]

Hood and cult classic and I don't know how many times me and my homeboys watched this movie during smoke sessions. Has to be in the dozens though.

 

[Woodrow]

"to understand what happened to killer... you gotta understand killer the dog yo.

see killer was born to a three-legged bytch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this, man. and then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. he's a small time gun-runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. he puts killer into training. they see killer's good. he is DAMN good. but then he had the fight of his life: they pit him against his brother nibbles. and killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. and then killer said "that's it!"

he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and heeeeeeeeeee freaked out!

then. in a rage. he collapsed... and his heart no longer beat. WOW. "




can still recite that shyt verbatim, 20 years later. classic flick.

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

"You suggested that already... "

"For real B?! "

 

[Crashwd5]

Abracadabra yo

 

[ManBearPig]

Didnt age too well