Never had to deal with a gym stalker before.
Gym Pet Peeves Unappreciation
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Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
People who leave their nasty head sweat on the ab machines. Wipe that filth, or lay your head on a sweat jacket or something. Sheesh.
1) Middle Easterners that rock jeans and Teva sandals around the track, even though there's a dress code and it's clearly posted 
2) People that walk/run in the opposite direction of track lane traffic... you supposed to go counter-clockwise on Tuesdays, bytch!! There's a big ass sign that tells you this right before you walk out onto the track!!
3) People that don't wipe down their machines when they're finished
4) Randoms that try to start conversations while you're in the middle of a set... I'm over here doing weighted dips and/or hanging leg lifts, in my own little world, and you wanna mosey your overly sweaty, fromunda cheese-smelling ass over to my space to ask me some dumb shyt like:
**Motions for me to take out my earbuds**
: "Wow, you're really muscular... do you run track/are you a dancer/are you a personal trainer?/etc."
: "Nope." **continues doing dips**
"Really? I could have sworn you were some type of athlete or something..."
**stares for a few seconds** "I used to be, but not anymore." **struggle dips ensue because of building annoyance**
: "I could tell.... hey, can I ask you a question?"
: **silence while accidentally/on purpose almost kicking them in the face doing leg lifts**
: "My bad, I'll let you finish your workout then..."
: "I appreciate it."
shyt is just mad annoying, and rude to boot.
2) People that walk/run in the opposite direction of track lane traffic... you supposed to go counter-clockwise on Tuesdays, bytch!! There's a big ass sign that tells you this right before you walk out onto the track!!
3) People that don't wipe down their machines when they're finished
4) Randoms that try to start conversations while you're in the middle of a set... I'm over here doing weighted dips and/or hanging leg lifts, in my own little world, and you wanna mosey your overly sweaty, fromunda cheese-smelling ass over to my space to ask me some dumb shyt like:
**Motions for me to take out my earbuds**
: "Wow, you're really muscular... do you run track/are you a dancer/are you a personal trainer?/etc.": "Nope." **continues doing dips** "Really? I could have sworn you were some type of athlete or something..." **stares for a few seconds** "I used to be, but not anymore." **struggle dips ensue because of building annoyance**: "I could tell.... hey, can I ask you a question?": **silence while accidentally/on purpose almost kicking them in the face doing leg lifts**: "My bad, I'll let you finish your workout then...": "I appreciate it."shyt is just mad annoying, and rude to boot.
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24 hour fitness doesnt sell stuff past a certain time. I went in to buy some skullcandies because mine broke around 10pm and friend was like *we dont sell those the shop is closed* im likewhat shop, all of this stuff is on the counter.
I had to go to a gas station and buy some cheap headphones called Rock Candy which are probably the worst headphones ive ever owned in my life in terms of sound quality. The worst thing about it is these headphones stay in my ears way better then Skull Candies.
get these friend i heard they work well in the gym
richtree
Top Shotta, None Hotta!
The people who spend more time texting on their phones than doing actual work outs. its fine if they were sitting in a corner but they usually wasting time on the bench that I wanna use for bench press.
The people who just throw the weights around after their done a set. Wtf is wrong with you? fukking dumb bells can roll around and injure people
The people who just throw the weights around after their done a set. Wtf is wrong with you? fukking dumb bells can roll around and injure people
KicktheBallistics
Rookie
The meat heads and gym rats who seem to LIVE in the gym
The muggs who hog the equipment
The meat heads and the gym rats who won't even look your way unless you have a thigh gap and are in full makeup (aka size 0)
The chicks who come to the gym in full makeup, scantily clad and prance around the gym hoping to get noticed by the gym rats and meat heads
The people who get on the treadmill RIGHT beside yours when there are 50 other empty treadmills
The muggs who hog the equipment
The meat heads and the gym rats who won't even look your way unless you have a thigh gap and are in full makeup (aka size 0)
The chicks who come to the gym in full makeup, scantily clad and prance around the gym hoping to get noticed by the gym rats and meat heads
The people who get on the treadmill RIGHT beside yours when there are 50 other empty treadmills
Why would this bother you? Sounds like you are hating.
If ur thighs touch,
ur basically one step closer to being a mermaid
so hey
whos the real winner here
KicktheBallistics
Rookie
Not hating at all. Just making an observation
KicktheBallistics
Rookie
ha there are no real winners
The new trainer at the gym trying to critique my form on EVERY fukkIN THING, including some damn crunches
The New Years resolution newbies doing one (very light) set of whatever on the machines and then tapping out when it's clear that the shyt requires effort
The sista on the treadmill every week holding onto the handlebar in front who does this violent side to side hip trashing walk for 30 mins.
The gay Asian dude trying to get noticed by standing in front of the mirror near the weights and doing this marching in place bullshyt that only a decent looking female would get a pass for
The overweight trainer with no clients who's always talking to dudes trying to lift
The motherfukkas who pick up a pair of dumb bells and do a couple of set right IN FRONT of the other goddamn weights
The dudes walking around barefoot in the locker room
The dudes whose locker is ALWAYS next to yours when you're going to change
The New Years resolution newbies doing one (very light) set of whatever on the machines and then tapping out when it's clear that the shyt requires effort
The sista on the treadmill every week holding onto the handlebar in front who does this violent side to side hip trashing walk for 30 mins.
The gay Asian dude trying to get noticed by standing in front of the mirror near the weights and doing this marching in place bullshyt that only a decent looking female would get a pass for
The overweight trainer with no clients who's always talking to dudes trying to lift
The motherfukkas who pick up a pair of dumb bells and do a couple of set right IN FRONT of the other goddamn weights
The dudes walking around barefoot in the locker room
The dudes whose locker is ALWAYS next to yours when you're going to change
I'm a meat head but I don't live in the gym.
I don't hog equipment, but I might if I'm working out one exercise for an extended period of time.
I look at round, bubble butts.
Full makeup? Yes. Prancing? Yes.
Scantily clad women? No. You may get an eye-full if they are wearing tight pants or bend over so you get to see the cleavage.
Well, I have a favorite treadmill, because it's in front of TV channel I like. But, it's like what's the big deal anyway.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
1) Middle Easterners that rock jeans and Teva sandals around the track, even though there's a dress code and it's clearly posted
2) People that walk/run in the opposite direction of track lane traffic... you supposed to go counter-clockwise on Tuesdays, bytch!! There's a big ass sign that tells you this right before you walk out onto the track!!
3) People that don't wipe down their machines when they're finished
4) Randoms that try to start conversations while you're in the middle of a set... I'm over here doing weighted dips and/or hanging leg lifts, in my own little world, and you wanna mosey your overly sweaty, fromunda cheese-smelling ass over to my space to ask me some dumb shyt like:
**Motions for me to take out my earbuds**
shyt is just mad annoying, and rude to boot.
I swear there needs to be a penalty for bullshyt like this. They CLEARLY see someone in the middle of an intense workout, headphones and all and they interrupt it to say some bullshyt like that? I really hate when they do that and they should face temporary or permanent bans for that nonsense.
If I'm wearing headphones, don't talk to me...
....just don't.
....just don't.