Gym nudity edicate... some thoughts

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you like typing 'dikk' dont you? :ohlawd:

youve typed it a lot tonite....

why is that? :lupe:
Probably has something to do with you bringing my athleticism into question because i dont like walking into locker rooms being accosted by the presence of naked men. Hey if being around dikks is your bag so be it but dont dont question my shyt, i dont like that. :ufdup:
 
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Probably has something to do with you bringing my athleticism into question because i dont like walking into locker rooms being accosted by the presence of naked men. Hey if being around dikks is your bag so be it but dont dont question my shyt, i dont like that. :ufdup:

your athleticism? :ufdup::snoop:

there you go conjuring up images of penis...:mjpls:
 

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I don't condone the views expressed in the OP but let me veer in a slightly different direction:

For one I don't get people who HAVE to have a partner to work out with or even eat lunch with. This is weird and somewhat homosexual. (if the gym date is a male)

In the locker room motherfukcers be wanting to chat while they are a$$hole nekkid. Dude you have a towel AROUND YOUR NECK. Put that shyt AROUND YOUR WAIST before you acknowledge my existence. If either one of our dikks is exposed then we are in different Universes and I can't hear or see you.
 

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Trust me there's nothing special... out of every 1 or 2 memorable pepsi-bottle-without-the-wrapper mandingo dikks theres about 9 or 10 flabby and sick half pack of tums flopping around :gag:

hahaha :dead:

the thought of you going "hmm thats a memorable peen :ehh:" has me dying right now
 

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We all know that nikkas that go to the gym see more dikks than your average non gym going nikka.

Like in a packed gym night I may see 5-6 foreign dikks and only maybe 1 of them is memorable.

Anyway lets say you changing and you came with ya homeboy. He a couple lockers away and you wanna be naked for a sec.

Do you change right there and let nobody else see ya dikk ,but your nikka sees it? Or would you duck around the corner and let a strange nikka see your dikk, who would remember it?

Mostly I prefer to go around the corner and let a stranger see my dikk because they wont remember it. If my nikka sees my dikk it'll hover between us forever. I can't talk about beatin a bytch down with him without the image of my shriveled up Calvin Johnson being in his head.

The worst that a strange nikka can do to me is wink at me outside the locker room :manny:

Either this is some Grade A stytle fagggotry trolling or there's something seriously fukked up about you ice hockey puck sucking homo erotica types up in that there COLD shriveled North... for now I'm inclined to lean towards the latter :patrice:
 
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