Gym nudity edicate... some thoughts

Broke Wave

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We all know that nikkas that go to the gym see more dikks than your average non gym going nikka.

Like in a packed gym night I may see 5-6 foreign dikks and only maybe 1 of them is memorable.

Anyway lets say you changing and you came with ya homeboy. He a couple lockers away and you wanna be naked for a sec.

Do you change right there and let nobody else see ya dikk ,but your nikka sees it? Or would you duck around the corner and let a strange nikka see your dikk, who would remember it?

Mostly I prefer to go around the corner and let a stranger see my dikk because they wont remember it. If my nikka sees my dikk it'll hover between us forever. I can't talk about beatin a bytch down with him without the image of my shriveled up Calvin Johnson being in his head.

The worst that a strange nikka can do to me is wink at me outside the locker room :manny:
 

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We all know that nikkas that go to the gym see more dikks than your average non gym going nikka.

Like in a packed gym night I may see 5-6 foreign dikks and only maybe 1 of them is memorable.

Anyway lets say you changing and you came with ya homeboy. He a couple lockers away and you wanna be naked for a sec.

Do you change right there and let nobody else see ya dikk ,but your nikka sees it? Or would you duck around the corner and let a strange nikka see your dikk, who would remember it?

Mostly I prefer to go around the corner and let a stranger see my dikk because they wont remember it. If my nikka sees my dikk it'll hover between us forever. I can't talk about beatin a bytch down with him without the image of my shriveled up Calvin Johnson being in his head.

The worst that a strange nikka can do to me is wink at me outside the locker room :manny:
:deadmanny:
 

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lmao...i laughed

but dude how hard is it to put on your boxer briefs with your towel still on...if your that concerned about it
 

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lmao...i laughed

but dude how hard is it to put on your boxer briefs with your towel still on...if your that concerned about it

I'm hella clumsy bro, I'm the type of dude who reaches for his wallet and his cellphone flies across the counter :snoop:

I'm scared I may have a wardrobe malfunction and subsequent injury :merchant:
 

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Did this nikkaz account get hijacked or is he geigh?

I'm a noob still... someone please Edicate a nikka

btw I never seen nobody's dikk in a gym EVER unless it's my own and im taking a piss...
 
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