Guys, i think i captain saved a hoe

[kermit da hustla]

i also looked back to see what way he was goin

 

[Doobie Doo]

Breh, random p*ssy is like random bullets, IT AIN'T GOT NO NAME ON IT. If all you nikkas met the same broad at the same damn time then that p*ssy is up for grabs. Telling everyone else to back off is pointless, she decides who gets that p*ssy not u. All you can do is spit your game, talk your shyt. If she ain't feeling it then back off and don't cock block the next man.

 

[Klyk21]

You didn't save anything, you got cock-blocked and then befriended the blockee

 

[mortuus est]

Breh, random p*ssy is like random bullets, IT AIN'T GOT NO NAME ON IT. If all you nikkas met the same broad at the same damn time then that p*ssy is up for grabs. Telling everyone else to back off is pointless, she decides who gets that p*ssy not u. All you can do is spit your game, talk your shyt. If she ain't feeling it then back off and don't cock block the next man.

you are a positive man in my life sir

i just didnt want us to be savages you know going after the same puss i tought i'd call dibs on her first

 

[Doobie Doo]

Yeah but what if you call dibs and she was feeling another nikka? I mean my attitude is this, if I can't pull that p*ssy then fine, let the next man fukk. I ain't cocking blocking no nikka cuz I don't want no nikka cock blocking me. Who knows what'll happen, maybe the next man's a lame fukk and you see her again on Facebook or something. Maybe she will introduce you to another chick, I don't know a million things could happen. Just don't get too caught up in one random drunk bytch.

 

[Silkk]

didnt you tell that polish faggit to kick rocks?

 

[mortuus est]

Yeah but what if you call dibs and she was feeling another nikka? I mean my attitude is this, if I can't pull that p*ssy then fine, let the next man fukk. I ain't cocking blocking no nikka cuz I don't want no nikka cock blocking me. Who knows what'll happen, maybe the next man's a lame fukk and you see her again on Facebook or something. Maybe she will introduce you to another chick, I don't know a million things could happen. Just don't get too caught up in one random drunk bytch.

i would of let him get it, i aint holding no =one back if she feeling him

 

[mortuus est]

didnt you tell that polish faggit to kick rocks?

i was hoping he woould of ducked home with the other cacs, he was simping tho, holding her bag n shyt

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

There are many posts/threads here on dealing with the opposite sex.

After 3000 posts, one would fall unto the impression that thread formulator would know better and apply some Coli-logic in such scenarios.

I'm not gonna beat a dead camel and say, "That was the ultimate fail, left, right, up and waaayyyyy down." It's tri-dundant.

Aside from everything that everyone's already mentioned,

My advice is to learn now so you don't recreate this abominable travesty a la smoothening your edges a bit to bag an "incoherently inebriated" red bone.

I don't know how old you are but that execution was type juvenile.

If i were you, i would have grabbed her shiit from there (no rules broken, no simping applied, it's legit; she can't be misplacing her shiit, especially if her money/cards are in the bag - the shoes can be skipped cuz she got way more where that came from) and bounced the FUKK out of there the moment she held your hand.

You got a big green light and you didn't secure the latch. You left the gates wide open and came off sooo eager that it clouded your mind/judgement, thus, your man logic/carnal instinct didn't trigger the effective method (and that was to take her like she was yours - and trust, by the morning - she would have appreciate a real NGEUGHKA to follow through by taking initiative, and if anything... would have turned her on even more, irregardless of how drunk she was. A woman can appreciate a man who can take life by the horns and be audacious, never hesitant and decisive. You? Massive passive. Softer than steamed cabbage. And i say that endearingly, please don't get savage. But you had it).

I feel like i'm talking to a plant. Look.


Commend you for acknowledging your faults and (even if you don't smoke)... taking the L.


My only question to you is why weren't you chopping it up with her thru-out the duration of the wedding?


If you made an impression early enough, you would have landed it like a seasoned pilot.


Instead, you crashed and killed your opportunities at some grade A amazin' snatch, a solid lay, play-makin' catch.


Now, you're just another patron in the batch.


She coulda been the one. Wifed her even. Forget it now, she ain't got no eggs for it to hatch.


*gets 'em poached for this uncourageous lad*


.

 

[Kanye's Sex Tape]

"breh she was drunk and sleepy and unalert"

You should have hit that shyt and she would be none the wiser

People trying to get Uncle Grime 25 years.

 

[mortuus est]

There are many posts/threads here on dealing with the opposite sex.

After 3000 posts, one would fall unto the impression that thread formulator would know better and apply some Coli-logic in such scenarios.

I'm not gonna beat a dead camel and say, "That was the ultimate fail, left, right, up and waaayyyyy down." It's tri-dundant.

Aside from everything that everyone's already mentioned,

My advice is to learn now so you don't recreate this abominable travesty a la smoothening your edges a bit to bag an "incoherently inebriated" red bone.

I don't know how old you are but that execution was type juvenile.

If i were you, i would have grabbed her shiit from there (no rules broken, no simping applied, it's legit; she can't be misplacing her shiit, especially if her money/cards are in the bag - the shoes can be skipped cuz she got way more where that came from) and bounced the FUKK out of there the moment she held your hand.

You got a big green light and you didn't secure the latch. You left the gates wide open and came off sooo eager that it clouded your mind/judgement, thus, your man logic/carnal instinct didn't trigger the effective method (and that was to take her like she was yours - and trust, by the morning - she would have appreciate a real NGEUGHKA to follow through by taking initiative, and if anything... would have turned her on even more, irregardless of how drunk she was. A woman can appreciate a man who can take life by the horns and be audacious, never hesitant and decisive. You? Massive passive. Softer than steamed cabbage. And i say that endearingly, please don't get savage. But you had it).

I feel like i'm talking to a plant. Look.


Commend you for acknowledging your faults and (even if you don't smoke)... taking the L.


My only question to you is why weren't you chopping it up with her thru-out the duration of the wedding?


If you made an impression early enough, you would have landed it like a seasoned pilot.


Instead, you crashed and killed your opportunities at some grade A amazin' snatch, a solid lay, play-makin' catch.


Now, you're just another patron in the batch.


She coulda been the one. Wifed her even. Forget it now, she ain't got no eggs for it to hatch.


*gets 'em poached for this uncourageous lad*


.

i see what you're and yeah i should of gone harder and taken more charge.

i did chop it up with her during the wedding for abit but i didnt wanna be to much of a pest, she was mostly with her mother until she left.

man i fuked up man

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

for real, when i saw her laying in her bed with her legs open i would of ate the p*ssy on the spot

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

did i lose bro? could i have gone harder?

breh, she was drunk and sleepy, let her sleep it off...

it was not that yall was drunk and sleepy together and the made it happen....

also at the next wedding, mack at the chicks earlier, a lot of hoes at weddings, they aint getting married, but they wish they had someone to marry/hook up with...

call her and clown her