Guys, i think i captain saved a hoe

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Soooh i was at this wedding party and the grooms sister stayed behind, she was drunk and i let the guys know that i wanted her so i told them to back off and chill thats my hoe, anyway she left her bag with shoes in it, and i ran back to get it as she couldnt walk for long in her heels (simping aint easy) as i come back to let her know that her bag couldnt be found i proceeded to tell her im taking her home, out of no where this polish dude that left the wedding came back to cockblock me and he couldnt even speak english. At this moment im like why is this fool her, as we walk her home she complains her feet are hurting so this fool picks her up and im like why couldnt i do that (yes simping even more in my mind cot damn) we get her home and i get her number but leave dissapointed as she didnt say "hey you can stay over, just you" i would of been like yep mission completed but nah that didnt happen. we say our good byes then me and the polish dude talk about how were going to get home, we go our separate ways and all i can think about is how i didnt go hard on that hoe.

hopefully she gives up the goods soon enough, i'll try my best not to simp but :ohlawd: i wonder what that thang smell like. i'll do anything for that redbone highly educated p*ssy :datazz:
 
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Dooby said:
"breh she was drunk and sleepy and unalert"

You should have hit that shyt and she wouldn't be none the wiser :jawalrus:
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for real, when i saw her laying in her bed with her legs open :ohlawd: i would of ate the p*ssy on the spot
 
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You know the best way to cure your simping is to recognize you have a problem.

Eh real talk bro it wasn't simping, simping. You took a drunk bytch home and couldn't seal the deal, it's happened to me before. Maybe you could've if you weren't cock blocked maybe you couldn't have. In the end you didn't go too far out the way and more importantly you didn't spend money...........#mediumfail .
 
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Telling ur boys to back off her? :really: mentally investing like that u already lost. Its like ebay place your best bid and keep it pushin :mjpls:
 
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Doobie Doo said:
You know the best way to cure your simping is to recognize you have a problem.

Eh real talk bro it wasn't simping, simping. You took a drunk bytch home and couldn't seal the deal, it's happened to me before. Maybe you could've if you weren't cock blocked maybe you couldn't have. In the end you didn't go too far out the way and more importantly you didn't spend money...........#mediumfail .
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:ehh: i guess you're right
 
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Uncle Grime. said:
so you telling you never let your boys know you about to scope a bytch:usure:
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You obviously don't get p*ssy if u think u can claim a chick like that. You have no idea if she wants u too this aint a disney movie nikka :snoop:
 
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killacal said:
You obviously don't get p*ssy if u think u can claim a chick like that. You have no idea if she wants u too this aint a disney movie nikka :snoop:
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:umad: look at this flabby and sick post, we do this with everything in life, telling you dont scope, shyts the same as clocking some jeans you wanna cot damn buy, if i set my mind on a chick, then my mission shall be to cop that
 
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