Guess the movie quotes
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Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
I used to say that line ever now and then back in the day. That whole sequence might be my favorite part of the movie.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Mama: Everytime we have a meal you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Papa: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!
Mama: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!
Papa: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's *ss, but I can't break wind.
Mama: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's *ss, Cletus.
Papa: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' *sshole by the car wash?
Mama: You're chokin' the baby! (Baby spits out food with laughter
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Papa: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]
Papa: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!
Mama: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!
Papa: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's *ss, but I can't break wind.
Mama: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's *ss, Cletus.
Papa: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' *sshole by the car wash?
Mama: You're chokin' the baby!
(Baby spits out food with laughter)Papa: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]
Mama: Everytime we have a meal you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Papa: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!
Mama: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!
Papa: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's *ss, but I can't break wind.
Mama: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's *ss, Cletus.
Papa: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' *sshole by the car wash?
Mama: You're chokin' the baby!
Papa: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]
The Nutty Professor 
Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America?
From our music to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool - walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America.
It's these conceits that comfort me when I'm faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted who have no talent, no guts. People like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is you should say 'Thank you, man,' and go on about your way. But, apparently, you're incapable of doing that, so --
...And don't tell me to be cool. I am cool! --Racial epithets. Why does it always come down to that? Makes me sad for my daughter.
Lmao "Be Cool"The Nutty Professor
xiceman191
Superstar
"You know what doesn't make sense? The service around this mothafukka! bytch do you see us?"
