Got stood up for a date AMA

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I screenshotted her agreeing to it yesterday, sent it to her, told her to have a nice night in a passive aggressive mode and will never talk to her again unless she says she's naked and wants me to nut on her face. Never commencing convo again either

Never let them see you sweat breh. If she was feeling you she would have let you know in advance and rescheduled for another day. Any time a chick flakes without notice toss her ass in the bushes :camby:
Chicks make time for cats they feel. She probably flaked on you for one of them :francis:
 

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You was going to in the first place my nikka? :gucci:

:russ: I'm chivalrous/stupid

Never let them see you sweat breh. If she was feeling you she would have let you know in advance and rescheduled for another day. Any time a chick flakes without notice toss her ass in the bushes :camby:
Chicks make time for cats they feel. She probably flaked on you for one of them :francis:

It's a first date so idk
 

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Now she just called me and said she was in church in the same town 10 minutes away and is going to come by

Wait 5 minutes, walk out, don't pick up her calls until tomorrow when you'll tell her you had a emergency and had to leave, when she ask you tommarow what the emergency was tell her you had to give a friend (female) a last minute ride to work( across town) , ignore all contact with her for the next 5 days. On the 5th day (a Friday) send her a "wassup" text at 7am, don't respond to text until 8pm or so, when she ask where / how you been tell her "life's been crazy" and you want to tell her all about it, setup a date at your place or hers, get some $5 wine & take out food, make up a bunch of sob stories ( work sucks, fake aunt is sick, got a flat tire etc etc ) shyt like that. Keep the wine flowing at some point give her a fake apology about being m.i.a for the last couple of days, tell her you been thinking about her a lot . Throw some bullshyt movie on the TV. Drink more wine fukk her. Come back here tell us about it.
 

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:pachaha: I'm not as cold blooded as I should be


Eh we'll see. I popped two Xanax for anxiety before so I'm chillin but the vibe isn't great anymore. Bout to see if she makes it up to me :skip:
Xanax and alcohol isn't a good mix friend, also toss her in the bushes she gon be like this the whole time trust me
Edit how late was she ? I'm thinking to still toss her in the bushes she ain't serious
 

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Xanax and alcohol isn't a good mix friend, also toss her in the bushes she gon be like this the whole time trust me
Edit how late was she ? I'm thinking to still toss her in the bushes she ain't serious

I have noticed. ...what it is in the beginning. ..seems to be what undoes it in the end :patrice:
 

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Wait 5 minutes, walk out, don't pick up her calls until tomorrow when you'll tell her you had a emergency and had to leave, when she ask you tommarow what the emergency was tell her you had to give a friend (female) a last minute ride to work( across town) , ignore all contact with her for the next 5 days. On the 5th day (a Friday) send her a "wassup" text at 7am, don't respond to text until 8pm or so, when she ask where / how you been tell her "life's been crazy" and you want to tell her all about it, setup a date at your place or hers, get some $5 wine & take out food, make up a bunch of sob stories ( work sucks, fake aunt is sick, got a flat tire etc etc ) shyt like that. Keep the wine flowing at some point give her a fake apology about being m.i.a for the last couple of days, tell her you been thinking about her a lot . Throw some bullshyt movie on the TV. Drink more wine fukk her. Come back here tell us about it.
:laff:
 

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lol @ this thread's turn of events...

OP, instantly went from sitting by himself, drinking and reflecting in his head like..
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to this mood:
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