Chapter 4: The Simp Strikes Back
I am a man of particular talents
I decide to call up some resources and I find out various details about the Thots life. Now to be clear, this was a few years ago, she had less followers and she had just started to engage into the night life. Her background is actually quite sad and so I won't divulge all the details.
However, I had enough
I decided to take these details and write up a small claims court document with the various text messages as proof that the $80 was a loan to be paid back.
I stopped short of filing the documents but I did email them to her. And let he know what I had intended to.
Additionally, I had her address which to send the paper work to and a phone number that was different than the one I had called. After emailing her, I called the number. A lady answered the phone. I asked for the Thot - but she wasn't home. But the lady said, if she could take a message.
so I ended up telling her the brief story and that I needed to be paid back on my loan. I said I will have a processor at the address to serve whomever with the paper work shortly.
The lady was silent for a few moments and then said "umm okay"
A few hours later - Thot calls me and is going crazy. SO I hang up. She calls back and I don't answer. So she's frantically texting me how that was messed up that I called her "MOM!"
she says
"you really wack, you’re going to waste your money and get a lawyer – you week Ninja – youre doing the most blah blah blah”
I say, I don't care I just want my $80
She then reverts back to player mode and hits me with this (after cussing me out):
"I'm gonna send it Friday but I considered you a friend and why would you do this to her "
I said, why wait, settle your debt now. If not, the processor fee is $140 and once I send him to your house, you will owe me $220 in court.
She then says "you're pissing off the wrong people..."
I said, "see you in court"
she then says, "you're harassing me and my family. I'm going to call the police and sue you for harassment. You threatened my mom and scared kids in the house you called"
I respond with "Bye"
Few hours later, I got a call randomly from some girl, who also tried to play tough and threaten indirectly, she mentioned she was part of some set.
and what my issue was with her sis
I told her , let me call her back.
I took her phone number called a few folks and got all her information. Once I realized who it was, I got my game face on:
I called her back and basically the convo went down like this:
I told her who she was, who her peoples were, and where she worked (she owned a recording studio in the hood).
I then asked politely, how many I help you?
Once she saw that I had all this information she fell back
and asked why I was messing with her “sister”.
So I told her what happened and that I just want my money.
Within 10 minutes she cashedapp me my $80
and gave some loose threat not to bother her or her mom anymore.
Not one of my finer moments but I can hold my head high....