i was out with friends last night and was hitting it off with some chick my age. we all came back to my apartment and drank from there and the others left and it was just me and the girl i was hitting on all night.
we get to foreplay on the couch and we take it to the bedroom and after 5 minutes of messing around on my bed she gets up with a face of disgust and examines my bed and walks out to the living room. she then says she isnt staying the night over because my bed is like a poverty bed and wants a ride home. so i had to give her a ride home to Providence which is a 45 minute trip one way.
i get home 1.5 hours later and bummed and take a look at my bed. at first i dont find anything wrong because its not a bad bed its a pretty big twin size so the size wasnt an issue but i noticed the sheets are worn and smell and realize i havent washed my sheets in about 8 months. i never noticed because its my bed but looking closer there are small stains and smells coming out of it esp the pillows. i never beat off in my bed so it wasnt cum stains i only beat off in my living room recliner so i can watch porno tapes on tv.
probably my biggest L of 2012 im about to hit Target and get new sheets.
