Got caught last night

[Spence]

Wife wasn’t complaining about getting that salad tossed though

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Welp....We got a POTY and plat thread contender on how our hands already

 

[Rozay Oro]

The absolute SICKEST movie i have ever seen

What movie

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

What movie

There is something about the Robinsons

 

[Animal House]

 

[concise]

now she knocking on doors and announcing herself walking around the house

"Hello I'm in the kitchen"!!

Traumatizing your children is funny now?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Dudes performing 2 girls 1 cup nowadays?

 

[fact]

y’all got 15 yr old kids ??

My kid 20 this year might be old in age at 42, but believe me when I tell you, I feel like I’m 38 tops lol

 

[fact]

She got the birds and bees talk, then the harsh realities of the the pigeons and flys visual.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Traumatizing your children is funny now?

Hell yea



Ate some rump before work


She just give her mom the look then y'all nasty

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

The boldfacedness






That's what children are for

- clean chicken
- shell peas
- scale + clean fish

etc etc

This post is triggering LMAO!​

When my mom started working and my dad was working again, it was 12 years a slave.

We would come home from school, have to unthaw the meat, cook the rice, wash and cut the greens. Dinner had to be done and the kitchen couldn’t be fukked up by the time they got home.

My ass got into extracurricular activities to avoid my trifling ass parents.
shyt got worse when I got a car. I was DoorDash for my parents b4 DoorDash existed.

“Aye go pick up that loaf of bread from the store!”

Imma do the same thing to my kids too.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Thought I closed the door and locked it

My ol lady was talking that noise and I couldn't let a challenge go by

Next thing I know that door swing open and it's our oldest(15)

Y'all mfs nasty

And I'm there eating rump

I bust out "bet you gone knock from now on" my ol lady looking like

She said"uuuummm did she just curse"

I said"yep but she get a pass cause I'm hungry"
And went back to eating ass

nikka you nasty






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But im a nasty nikka too

 

[I AM WE ARE]

nikka you nasty






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But im a nasty nikka too

Im finna drink this Paul and eat some more rump

She just got out the shower

 

[MajesticLion]

dude said canoodlin'

 

[Captain Crunch]

to OP for having a family and healthy marriage