Got caught last night

Dr. Acula

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shyt reminds me when we had this white friend when I was a kid and me and my other friends were straight disrespectful in their crib when they weren't there and going through all their shyt. These were your new age hippie whites from Cali who you know probably are into all sorts of freaky weird shyt like swinging but we were kids and not really well versed in sex at that point.

We ended up finding this weird as fake hand prop with a long brown bag attached to it or something. It had a button that you pressed and only the middle finger rotated in a circle. I now know it was a sex toy to rub the clit with but we were confused as fukk.

One day we straight up asked the dad what that was and he said it was a Halloween prop. Being kids I believed it but now thinking back we were touching on something that was probably in that old white woman coochie. :francis:

They also had a lot of interracial porn like black on blonde shyt which I thought was weird as fukk. :hhh: freaks.
 

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you when the door swung open

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boy y’all nikkas hell man :russ::russ:
 

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Thought I closed the door and locked it:unimpressed:

My ol lady was talking that noise and I couldn't let a challenge go by

Next thing I know that door swing open and it's our oldest(15):merchant::damn:

Y'all mfs nasty

And I'm there eating rump :mjlit:

I bust out "bet you gone knock from now on" my ol lady looking like
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She said"uuuummm did she just curse:mjtf:"

I said"yep but she get a pass cause I'm hungry"
And went back to eating ass:mjgrin:

y’all got 15 yr old kids :flabbynsick:??
 

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That's how my son gone get caught doing the 5 knuckle shuffle taking them long ass baths and showers:mjlol:
Lol chill on lil dude. I jus like takin long ass showers cuz tha water feel good on my back. I will really just stand there head down for an hour. Started around 13. He just might be doin that. :mjlol:
 
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